Why do scuba divers fall backwards off the boat?

Because if they fell forward, they would land in the boat!

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Why did the cop stink?

Because he fell asleep on duty.

What did the Mexican say when his roof fell on him?

Get off me Holmes!

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What did the pints say upon landing on Planet Metric?

Take us to your liter.

Why you cannot think of landing a job or business without internet?

No connection

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Why did the boat dock with the all of the other boats?

Pier Pressure

What is the cheapest part of a boat?

The part with the sail in it.

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Why do scuba divers fall backwards into the water?

Because if they fell forwards they’d still be in the boat.

Why did the scuba diver drop out of graduate school?

Because he was always below a C