Why do scuba divers fall backwards off the boat?

Because if they fell forward, they would land in the boat!

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What did Helen Keller say when she fell off the cliff?

Nothing, she had her mittens on.

Why did the little girl fall off the swing?

Because she had no arms

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What fictional city can ISIS not invade by land?

Gotham City.

What's the fastest thing on land?

Stevie Wonder's speedboat.

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Why do scuba divers fall backwards into the water?

Because if they fell forwards they’d still be in the boat.

Why shouldn't you take the Fourier transform of a square pulse while on a boat?

Because you don't wanna sinc!

Scuba Diver Jokes More Scuba Diver Jokes

Why do scuba divers fall backwards off of boats?

Because if they fell foward, they would still be on the boat.

Why do scuba-divers go in backwards?

Because if they went forward they'd fall in the boat.