What part of the vegetable can you not put in a mixer?

The wheelchair

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What do you get when you cross the world's most famous skater with the world's best physicist?

A video game so realistic, when you screw up you have to play in a wheelchair.

Which part of a vegetable isn't edible?

His wheelchair.

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Why did the vegetables invite the mushroom to their party?

They heard he was a fungi

How do you know when your vegetables are boiled?

Their wheelchair floats to the top.

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What part of the vegetable can you not put in a mixer?

The wheelchair

How do you get a Baby in a bowl? How do you get it out?

How do you get a baby in a bowl? With a mixer. How do you get it out? "With nachos.