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What part of the vegetable can you not put in a mixer?

The wheelchair

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What do you call a nun in a wheelchair?

Virgin mobile.

What did Dahmer do when he finished his vegetables?

He threw away their wheelchairs!

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What is the best kind of vegetable?

The one in the wheelchair.

Why do people prefer shooting stars to vegetables?

Because they're meteor

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What part of the vegetable can you not put in a mixer?

The wheelchair

How do you get a Baby in a bowl? How do you get it out?

How do you get a baby in a bowl? With a mixer. How do you get it out? "With nachos.