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What part of the vegetable can you not put in a mixer?

The wheelchair

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What cell service do nuns in wheelchair have?

Virgin Mobile

Whats the hardest thing about microwaving vegtables?

Fitting the wheelchair in the microwave.

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Why can't a vegetable win an argument?

Cuz he always uses a straw, man!

What did the carrot say when the last vegetable arrived at the party?

TURNIP

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How do you get a Baby in a bowl? How do you get it out?

How do you get a baby in a bowl? With a mixer. How do you get it out? "With nachos.

What part of the vegetable can you not put in a mixer?

The wheelchair