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What else do you need when you use your Batman shampoo?

Conditioner Gordon.

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Why do rabbits prefer IPA's over other kinds of beers?

Because they use extra hops

How do ghosts navigate the ocean?

They use boo-eys.

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What is Batman's Japanese emergency number?

7777-Batman

What do they say when Batman catches a cold?

He's ben affleckted.

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Which is the favourite Gorilla proverb?

A fiend in need is a fiend indeed!

What do Jaqen H'ghar from Game of Thrones and Christina Aguilera have in common?

They both know "what a girl wants" and "what a girl needs".

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What does Batman use to wash his hair?

Conditioner Gordon.

What is Batman's favourite hair product?

Conditioner Gordon.