Stick your hand in the bell and play lots of wrong notes.
Belgium waffles crumble in the hands of German.
Because it doesn't have any hands.
Two octopuses shaking hands.
A microwave.
Because they were handing out guides for the deaf.
Because then it would be a foot
Because he kneeded a poo
Raise my hand. - Taken from local Chinese joint fortune cookie.
Intermittenly.
Kermit the Frog's undivided attention.
Irish handcuffs.
CNN: If you stare at your hand for a long time it will look weird
Shaking hands.
Raise MY hand!
Because he didn't feel well.
You hand me your phone, you better believe I'ma hurry & scroll through as many pics as I can before you notice.
Five pairs of gloves one for each hand.
Look Ma, no hands!
Two pirates.
Squish it in your hand.
A fork
A pocket watch.
Santatizer
You always need them for thumb finger another.
Nail its other hand to the floor.
He brought it to school and said 'An Ape-lle for the teacher!'
They probably have a spare.
Birdsthigh fish fingers!
Pasta pasta, pasta.
I think we're in sink.
To go to the second hand shop
Because it's the only time a black man can tell a crowd of white people to put their hands in the air.
A read-only man.
Because she's probably a keeper.
Sorry, I overwrote your order.
Because they are always telling them "You're in trouble"
You're my brother in arms!
I want to hold your hand, hand, hand, hand...
A palm tree!
They have no hands to knock on the door.
Any 4 numbers in a row.
They wanted to give credit where credit was due.
Sheet
Because he never sleeps in much!
Thank you, Karma gain
Thank you very much, sir.
Arrrrrrabic! A friend and I were extremely high and he thought of this.Good times.
I replied, "I'm not sure, I think they use a crane."
Ice cream because they always want a scoop!
Don't poop where you scoop.
The big hand touches the little hand.
When the big hand touches the little hand.
A half decent person.
Dr What Dr Omg I've only got half a colon
I'm sweet on you!
Because the bus hit him.
