They've got a lot of thyme on their hands
Me hands her money: When we get to the movies, buy a large popcorn. 10: This is only $2 M: Exactly
Me: Seven months A: *Hands me a badge marked "Casual"*
Sometimes an argument of perihelion will get out of hand.
A. The remote control slips from his hand.
Look, Ma! No hands!
Help, I think I'm in glove".
We do.
Because if it were any longer it would be a foot!
I wonder what she thought I was doing with my hands.
They both hand out long sentences.
Trying to hold on to a thought.
When she hands out long sentences.
They don't want to get their hands dirty.
To catch her false teeth.
A Hand!
We both get laid by hand.
My hand.
Because they feed the hand that bites them.
WHOSAGOODGIRRRRLLL Me: *looks around* *slowly raises hand*
Canta Plaus.
The clap.
They say that after you lose your first hand, you get hooked!
Me: A napkin holder K: What's a napkin M: You wipe your hands on it when they're dirty K: You mean like the couch M: ...
Because she stole his heart
A difference of a pinion!
A double decker bus! You looked!
A Selfie!
To get to the second-hand shop.
Because he has holes in his hands
Because they fall through his hands.
A really big moth!
I said, "I had to wash my hands so I took it off and placed it on my lover--I mean your mother's kitchen counter."
It is so cold outside I saw a politician with his hands in his own pockets.
Def Leppard, because you can keep on hand on the wheel.
Beer in each hand!
O Cristor Redundant
Try to get her off!
He couldn't keep his hands off his privates
Stick your hand in the bell and play lots of wrong notes.
Pin its other hand to the ground.
Do I hand my life in
Belgium waffles crumble in the hands of German.
Because it doesn't have any hands.
Two octopuses shaking hands.
Stephen Hawking
A microwave.
Because they were handing out guides for the deaf.
Because then it would be a foot
A girl raises her hand and says, "I don't know. I've never been bolted before."
Because he kneeded a poo
Raise my hand. - Taken from local Chinese joint fortune cookie.
Threepio, hand me those binders, willya
The Prostate exam isn't going he way you expected
New gloves for the cold days
Intermittenly.
Kermit the Frog's undivided attention.
Irish handcuffs.
CNN: If you stare at your hand for a long time it will look weird
There's always a 50/50 chance the blender isn't on
Shaking hands.
Raise MY hand!
Because he didn't feel well.
A man's undivided attention!
Because when you would cover your eyes with your hand, you wouldn't see sh*t. I'm lame.
You hand me your phone, you better believe I'ma hurry & scroll through as many pics as I can before you notice.
Five pairs of gloves one for each hand.
Look Ma, no hands!
Two pirates.
Squish it in your hand.
A fork
A pocket watch.
Santatizer
He never mentions "on the other hand"
You always need them for thumb finger another.
Nail its other hand to the floor.
Doesnt matter, he'll never unwrap the gift
He brought it to school and said 'An Ape-lle for the teacher!'
They probably have a spare.
Do NOT say:"Because I am tired of using my own"
Birdsthigh fish fingers!
Left or right Response: why not use toilet paper
When you stick your hand in her underpants it feels like you're feeding a horse.
Pasta pasta, pasta.
I think we're in sink.
Paralegal *hands him his boxers* Judge: lol Jury: We're hung Judge: ha! DA: Balls in your court Judge: DO MORE!
To go to the second hand shop
Because it's the only time a black man can tell a crowd of white people to put their hands in the air.
A read-only man.
A leprachaun's undivided attention.
Because she's probably a keeper.
Sorry, I overwrote your order.
Because they are always telling them "You're in trouble"
You're my brother in arms!
I want to hold your hand, hand, hand, hand...
A palm tree!
They have no hands to knock on the door.
Because every time one bug was fixed, 2 more appeared.
Because in charge of directing, Yoda was
The second hand shop.
Heist cream Got to give credit to my friend, who sadly dosent have reddit.
Sunday school.
A snowfake.
Con unhinged!
When the big hand touches the little one.
When the big hand touches the little hand.
When the big hand touched the little hand
That's when the big hand touches the little hand.
