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What are you going to do for a face?

When the monkey wants its bum back?

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Want Jokes More Want Jokes

Why didn't the scarecrow want dessert?

Because he was stuffed!

What do Robin Williams and Joan Rivers want for Christmas?

A. Betty White.

Face Jokes More Face Jokes

How do you know if an Asian is depressed?

All around them are familiar faces, worn out places, worn out faces.

Whats the difference between Chinese people and racism?

Racism has many faces

Monkey Jokes More Monkey Jokes

What's yellow and smells of bananas?

Monkey vomit

How do monkeys go down the stairs?

They slide down the banana-ster!

Bum Jokes More Bum Jokes

What did the man who invented the bum shaking machine realize when he turned it on?

It twerked.

What are you going to do for a face?

When the monkey wants its bum back?