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What are you going to do for a face?

When the monkey wants its bum back?

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Why did the internit paint his computer screen in little black and white squares?

He wanted to check his e-mail.

Why did God make women last?

He didn't want someone telling him what to do

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What's the difference between a buffalo and a bison?

You can't wash your face in a buffalo.

What motivated Hercules to face off against Cerberus?

Alcmene triple-dog-dared him.

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What do you get when you cross dessert with a monkey?

A Meringueutan

How many monkeys does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None. Monkeys screw in trees.

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What are you going to do for a face?

When the monkey wants its bum back?

How do you get stuck in an annoying conversation with a stranger?

Ask someone vaping if you can bum a cigarette.