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What are you going to do for a face?

When the monkey wants its bum back?

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Who is Jason Waterfalls?

And why don't they want him to go

What's the difference between Saint Patrick's Day and Martin Luther King Day?

Everyone wants to be Irish on Saint Patrick's Day.

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What did Serena say to Venus before they faced off in the US Open?

In tennis, love means nothing.

What is someone who takes drugs?

What is someone who drinks What hit you in the face last night

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What did Mrs Revere say when Paul got on a gorilla to warn the farmers that the British were coming?

Paul stop monkeying around!

What's yellow and smells of bananas?

Monkey vomit

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What's the difference between toilet paper and a knife?

Oh, you don't know I won't ask you to wipe my bum then.

What do you call Tums in suppository form?

Bums