What are you going to do for a face?

When the monkey wants its bum back?

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Want Jokes More Want Jokes

Why didn't rail Castro want to be President of Cuba?

He didn't want to play second fidel

Why doesn't cancer let anyone in a music store?

It doesn't want anyone to find The Cure.

Face Jokes More Face Jokes

Why was the little boy unhappy?

Because he had a frog stapled to his face

When faced with a challenging situation I calmly ask myself "what would the hulk do?

Then I rip my clothes and smash stuff up!

Monkey Jokes More Monkey Jokes

What is the monkey that can't peel the banana?

Terrible at CC

What did the monkey say when he put his tail on the railroad tracks?

It's won't be long now!

Bum Jokes More Bum Jokes

Why are British anti-smoking PSA's often made by homophobes?

Because they want to prevent people from bumming fags

What are you going to do for a face?

When the monkey wants its bum back?