How's your visit in North Korea?

Can't complain...

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Why should you not visit the Ukraine with your fly unzipped?

Because if you don't, Chernobyl fall out!

How's your visit in North Korea?

Can't complain...

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How many Mennonites does it take to change a light bulb?

Seven - one to actually change the bulb and six to complain that they liked the old one better.

How many bluegrass musicians does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to screw it in and one to complain that it's electrified.

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Why did the chicken cross the ocean?

To get out-of-range of North Korea's nukes.

Why does North Korea have the highest literacy rate?

Because Kim Jong-Un is supreme reader!