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What do you call it when a hobbit lives in the ghetto?

Worcestershire

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What kind of elephants live in Antartica?

Cold ones!

How do people with Mesothelioma live their lives?

Asbestos they can.

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What do you call 13 dwarves and a hobbit inside a mountain?

A *smaugasbord*.

Which disease do hobbits fear the most?

The Bilbonic plague.

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What's the only positive from living in the ghetto?

Pregnancy tests

Which article of clothing is the most ghetto?

A Hoodie.