Kind Jokes

Dodged-a-Rango

SQUAAATS!...Polly want a cracker.

Ant-Eye Biotics (Dad joke, I know)

The Sel-Fish

A veloci-rapper. What about Stalin? A Tyrant-a-saurus rex.

Sound investments.

Transparence!

One with everything

An "A" frame...

Denim denim denim...denim denim demin

Kryptocurrency

Denim denim denim

Not an iPhone because Apple doesn't support flash

Self-Raising flour.. I'll get my coat.

Chili CON Carne!

Metro gnomes

Vitamin sea.

Ransom notes.

Tell her you're a paratrooper. Chicks dig that kind of thing.

Decalfinated.

A labracadabrador

A non-prophet organisation.

Smoked Muenster.

An innertube.

A bundt cake!

A Yarrrrrrrrris.

A joke about what kind of dough does an Italian use to make seb bread, with really good delivery.

Red Red Wine!

Their Master's.

It's a mystery.

A noughty one.

A melon collie!

ARRRR Rated Movies!

Peace and carrots... Thought this up at work today. I'm sure it's been done before but it made me chuckle...

Spring water.

Hush puppies

One with everything

An I-shoulda-pede.

A DOH-berman!

A deep friar.

Any kind, buildings can't jump.

The Iguanodon

Industrial Metal

A punkin. Edit: and apparently not me.

A Cruci-fixie.

A drizzley bear.

Denim denim denim.

The kind that has multi ply's.

A salad-manager

Ones with an obtuse angle.

An algae bra.

None, they go commando.

Denim denim denim.

A polar bear.

A cuddlefish! (corny I know)

A line of marathon runners

Wooden shoe like me to tell you.

Mainly SMALL ARMS.

Cirque d'Olay

On less person is drunk

Fruit of the tomb

Thanks for the gold!

In a Snow Den.

The Hodor-eliminating kind.

You have to hollow out the head.

Because they built their stuff with reads!

He was a Wise Potato Chip.

Any kind, buildings can't jump.

Because the SeaWeed..

You would too if you had crabs on your bottom and oysters in your bed.

The dog taped his mouth.

Last time she tried Democrat it left a bad taste in her mouth.

A sentrypede.

Half a centipede.

Kind Jokes

What kind of vehicle swerved to miss a talking lizard in the road?

Everyday Deserves a Joke

What kind of work out do parrots have on leg day?

What kind of medicine do Ants use when they have eye problems?

What kind of fish is the worst friend?

What kind of dinosaur would Eminem be?

What kind of parasites do gangstas get?

What kind of investments do musicians make?

What kind of parents are see-through?

What kind of hotdog did the Buddha order from the street vendor?

What kind of house does Fonzie live in?

What kind of car does a ghost drive?

Couple's Daily Question Mug

What kind of pants to Mario and Luigi wear?

What kind of money do they use on Superman's home planet?

What kind of animal goes "LMAO"?

What kind of jeans does Mario wear?

What kind of phone does The Flash use?

What kind of guns do bees use?

What kind of cell phone doesn't have a lock?

What's the one kind of marriage that's still frowned upon in Alabama?

What kind of flour is independent?

What kind of chili do they serve at the cannibal prison??

I've Got a Whole Latte Jokes

What kind of bird flies around bays?

What kind of potato chips do dogs like best?

What kind of dog can turn on your car?

What kind of car does god drive?

Which kind of sharply dressed, tiny dwarves make the best drummers?

What kind of vitamin does a pirate take?

What kind of writing makes the most money?

What did Kris Kross tell the nervous paratrooper?

What kind of Fuel does the Iron Giant run on?

What kind of pie can fly?

What kind of coffee does a peg legged pirate drink?

What kind of music do they play at Stonehenge?

What kind of mane does a Chinese lion have?

What kind of dog can do magic tricks?

What kind of organisation is Atheism?

What kind of cheese is best to watch Lost with?

What kind of shoes does Voldemort wear?

What kind of photograph does Arnold Schwarzenegger take?

What kind of container is appropriate for noble gases?

What kind of cake does a baseball player prefer?

What kind of car does a pirate drive?

What kind of poker do stoner cows play?

What joke has sebadoh for a punch line?

What kind of alcohol gets stuck in your head for days?

What kind of Native American is Nikki Minaj?

What kind of degrees do slaves get in college?

What kind of car does a Japanese chef drive?

What do you call a tree if you don't know what kind of tree it is?

What kind of boy is he?

What kind of dog did the sad cantaloupe get?

What kind of food do zombies hate?

What kind of movies do pirates watch?

What kinds of vegetables did Ghandi prefer?

What kind of room has no walls?

What kind of pants do Bostonians wear?

What kind of water do you drink when the snow melts?

What kind of dog is best at keeping secrets?

What kind of pizza did the Dalai Lama order?

What kind of bug do you find on a long car ride?

What kind of tea is hard to swallow?

What kind of melons always have big weddings?

What kind of underwear do old people wear?

What kind of bird does 2 Chainz own?

What kind of tea do wealthy people own?

What kind of Dog does Homer Simpson have?

What kind of environment do hobbits live in?

What kind of a friar loves philosophy?

What kind of dog can jump higher than a building?

What kind of lizard can run the mafia?

What kind of cigarettes do California kids smoke?

What kind of music does a factory worker listen to?

What kind of lotion does a bullfighter use?

What kind of music do rabbits listen to?

What kind of bird works on a construction site?

What kind of fruit tells the best jokes?