Kind Jokes

Psychopaths. (I hate myself)

Kung Pao Chicken

Klondike Bars

Tower defense.

Dodged-a-Rango

SQUAAATS!...Polly want a cracker.

Ant-Eye Biotics (Dad joke, I know)

The Sel-Fish

A veloci-rapper. What about Stalin? A Tyrant-a-saurus rex.

Sound investments.

Transparence!

$Your Age Is Only Math$

One with everything

An "A" frame...

Denim denim denim...denim denim demin

Kryptocurrency

Denim denim denim

First time posting to.

Not an iPhone because Apple doesn't support flash

Self-Raising flour.. I'll get my coat.

Anti-oppressants.

Chili CON Carne!

Metro gnomes

Vitamin sea.

Ransom notes.

Tell her you're a paratrooper. Chicks dig that kind of thing.

Decalfinated.

A labracadabrador

A non-prophet organisation.

Smoked Muenster.

By the time they said "I'm not that kind of girl" they were.

They just have a feel for that kind of thing.

An innertube.

A bundt cake!

A Yarrrrrrrrris.

A joke about what kind of dough does an Italian use to make seb bread, with really good delivery.

Red Red Wine!

Their Master's.

It's a mystery.

A noughty one.

A melon collie!

Chirpes. It's a canarial disease, and I hear it's untweetable.

ARRRR Rated Movies!

Peace and carrots... Thought this up at work today. I'm sure it's been done before but it made me chuckle...

Spring water.

Hush puppies

One with everything

An I-shoulda-pede.

A DOH-berman!

A deep friar.

Any kind, buildings can't jump.

The Iguanodon

Industrial Metal

A punkin. Edit: and apparently not me.

No sound at all, the D is silent

Julius Cheeser!

Stop with the cheesey jokes!

He thinks one step ahead

You build a wall.

The Pittsburgh Steelers

Jonathan Livingstone Gorilla!

So the police know what to shoot at during a chase

That's a Moray.

It's a Moray.

Does anyone wipe their toilet with it

Toilet paper.

Raisin Bran.

Kind Jokes

What kind of stationary can't you defend yourself with?

Couple's Daily Question Mug

What kind of dog do IT people prefer?

What kind of trails does a crazy person travel?

What kind of Asian dish takes away your freedoms?

What kind of bars do lesbian Eskimos go to?

What kind of liquid does a pig's printer use?

What kinds of birds are raised by only their mothers?

What kind of weed do reptiles smoke?

What kind of TV show do felines watch?

What kind of milk do the wealthiest people in the world give to their children?

What kind of pickles does Miley Cyrus like in her relish?

Love Card

What kind of game are Americans worst at?

What kind of car does depressed Daniel drive?

What kind of vehicle swerved to miss a talking lizard in the road?

What kind of work out do parrots have on leg day?

What kind of medicine do Ants use when they have eye problems?

What kind of fish is the worst friend?

What kind of dinosaur would Eminem be?

What kind of parasites do gangstas get?

What kind of investments do musicians make?

What kind of parents are see-through?

Your Age Is Only Math

What kind of hotdog did the Buddha order from the street vendor?

What kind of house does Fonzie live in?

What kind of car does a ghost drive?

What kind of pants to Mario and Luigi wear?

What kind of money do they use on Superman's home planet?

What kind of animal goes "LMAO"?

What kind of jeans does Mario wear?

What kind of nuts go on a carrot cake?

What kind of phone does The Flash use?

What kind of guns do bees use?

Birthday State of Mind

What kind of cell phone doesn't have a lock?

What's the one kind of marriage that's still frowned upon in Alabama?

What kind of flour is independent?

What kind of drugs to tumblr users take?

What kind of chili do they serve at the cannibal prison??

What kind of bird flies around bays?

What kind of potato chips do dogs like best?

What kind of dog can turn on your car?

What kind of car does god drive?

Which kind of sharply dressed, tiny dwarves make the best drummers?

What kind of vitamin does a pirate take?

What kind of writing makes the most money?

What did Kris Kross tell the nervous paratrooper?

What kind of Fuel does the Iron Giant run on?

What kind of pie can fly?

What kind of coffee does a peg legged pirate drink?

What kind of music do they play at Stonehenge?

What kind of mane does a Chinese lion have?

What kind of dog can do magic tricks?

What kind of organisation is Atheism?

What kind of cheese is best to watch Lost with?

What kind of shoes does Voldemort wear?

Why did the yankee wolf like southern ladies?

How do blind people know where to find Braille signs on walls and doors?

What kind of photograph does Arnold Schwarzenegger take?

What kind of container is appropriate for noble gases?

What kind of cake does a baseball player prefer?

What kind of car does a pirate drive?

What kind of poker do stoner cows play?

What joke has sebadoh for a punch line?

What kind of alcohol gets stuck in your head for days?

What kind of Native American is Nikki Minaj?

What kind of degrees do slaves get in college?

What kind of car does a Japanese chef drive?

What do you call a tree if you don't know what kind of tree it is?

What kind of rice puts you to sleep?

What kind of boy is he?

What kind of dog did the sad cantaloupe get?

What kind of food do zombies hate?

What kind of disease do you get from birds?

What kind of movies do pirates watch?

What kinds of vegetables did Ghandi prefer?

What kind of room has no walls?

What kind of pants do Bostonians wear?