A plain bagel.
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Vulcanized rubber!
A linebacker I came up with this on the toilet... Hope it's not old.
A polar bear.
A guard dog!
Because then they'd be bagels.
Plane" Bagels!...
Thanksgiving turkey when you carve it with a chain saw!
Because they have to pay extra for Carrion! Budum tsssss