A plain bagel.
A Rolls-Royce.
Plymouth Rock
Elon Musk
Sneakers.
It was his own Strange Brew. You would be Moranic not to like it.
A hot dog
A Cadillac.
An obliga-tree.
A Dead End.
Dad jokes.
Decom-pose.
Toilet trees.
Culosis.
Refractions
Tenants.
Hose.
A sturgeon.
They're huge metal fans.
Carry OK
Shoepremacy.
Weeding
Battered shrimp.
A shotgun mic!
Brailleant ones. Sauce: Am blind.
Astro-knots.
Shartonnay
A cam-el. Get it, because a camera records things and a camel is a animal.
A mushroom.
Denim Denim. Denim
Edam.
A dogwood
PokMongoDB
Mosqui-toes
Rated movies.
An Ex-Man.
The Moo York Times
Euca-lipton
FINNISH HYMN!
A toy-
It's a beta blocker
Cottage cheese.
Barns and no-bulls. (This joke was made up by my 7 year-old cousin.)
A spaniel.
A swallow
A palm tree
A Christler.
An acrobat.
Steppenwolf
A Toy-Yoda
Nun
Make it Tso's Number One.
Crossfit
The Spanish Inquisition.
Prova I just came up with that and feel pretty proud (:
Fruit of the tomb
One that gets you an oscar
A degree in law.
Doo-bees... I'm so sorry for that
Because they use extra hops
17/38
In-ya-window
A Dell.
None. Horses are not known to use operating systems nor computers for that matter.
A Li-ion battery.
Diner at the sushi restaurant: "What kind of eel is this?" Waiter: "Do you love it?" Diner: "yeah" Waiter: "Then, that's a moray"
Hypertrophy!
Natalie Wood.
Neck-romance-y.
A Biplane.
Rib-bed
Mascarpone
A cranberry! Esher (my Grandson) age 5
Denim, denim, denim.
Two plains.
Arrr'n'B
Cashews.
Medium Pizzas
Sneakers(iknow its old but its nice)
Pop music.
An Oncologist
None because they go barefoot.
A La-Barad-dr
Mabul cake.
A Dell
2 Na!
2 na
A GHETTOrade
Reality.
An anti-hissy-tamine.
Spring water
French press
Caribbean Jerk. Ayyyyy!
Jury Curls
A low-key person
Denim denim denim!
Denim denim denim
A "shhh"nauzer
A Cantleope
The kind of soldier that's always shooting his mouth off.
A seasoned veteran.
Aarrrrrrr Kelly!
They think therefore they arrr
Governmint Ill walk myself to the nearest border
By walking...... JK Rowling
Because then they'd be called bagels!
Because if they lived by the Bay, they would be bagels! Honestly this cracked me up when I first heard it.
She was having Disney spells.
The hell out of there.
Discuss
They're both eliminated and finished second in their conference.
George Lucas.
Why are all those people running B: They are running a race to get a cup. A: Who will get the cup B: The person who wins. A: Then why are all the others running
He took a forrest dump.
If your dad knew how you were acting he'd roll over in his gravy
