Kind Jokes

What kind of cigars does Baby Jesus smoke?

Mmmph!) Meek &amp Milds!!!!:0

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What kind of shoes do Frogs wear?

Open Toad sandals...

What kind of martial arts do birds practice?

Wing Chun

What kind of dog is the most colorful?

A paint Bernard!

What kind of jokes do filipinos make?

Punny ones

What kind of flower grows on your face?

Tulips.

What kind of stretches does a pencil do?

Ticondeyoga

What kind of body do you want to have?

ME: *leans in close* I'd prefer human

What kind of undergarments do mermaids wear?

An algebra

What kind of back problem did the terrorist have?

Scoli-isis

What kind of medicine do bears take?

Bayer Asprin

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What kind of code does a volcano use to make its website?

HTMelt

What kind of subreddit dedicates itself to darkness and shadows?

No it is not r/shadow removed

What kind of ring is the least exciting?

A BOring

What kind of snake is useful on your windscreen?

A viper!

What kind of donuts did Bob Marley prefer?

The ones with Jam in

What kind of bee can never be understood?

A mumble-bee.

What kind of luggage does a vulture bring on a plane?

Carrion.

What kind of music do you like?

The other says, "I'm a big metal fan"

What Kind of Motorcycles do Lesbians ride?

Chowasaki. - Pat H.

What kind of car did the German cowboy purchase?

Audi *tips hat*

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What kind of goat did Houdini have?

A scapegoat.

What kind of money do religious businesses make?

Prophet.

What kind of cheese?

Me: "American..." Her: "Want it toasted " Me: "I'll just make it myself."

What kind of horse has trouble keeping track of his Macintosh?

An Appaloosa!

What kind of a fish does your Parrot sit on?

A Perch!

What kind of ears do trains have?

Engineers (engine ears).

What kind of street does a ghost like best?

A dead end.

What kind of pizza does Buddha like?

One with everything.

What kind of water do ducks drink?

Bottled Waddle.

What kind of birds do you usually find locked up?

Jail-birds!

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What kind of shark is always drunk?

A hammeredhead

What kinds of jokes do cats play on each other?

Purranks.

What kind of car drives over water?

Any kind of car if it goes over a bridge.

What kind of drugs to frogs take?

Methamphibians.

What kind of cell phone reception do astronauts get on the moon?

1/6 G My 8 year old son came up with this one.

Why kind of motorcycles do cows ride?

Mooooootorcycles!

What kind of ears do pumpers have?

A. Engineers.

What kind of overalls does Super Mario wear?

Denim denim denim...

What kind of furniture do pigs like best?

Overstuffed.

What kind of people like Scottie's hair?

Chubby 7th grade girls!

What kind of tie is best to wear in a fight?

Muay Thai

What kind of bathroom does Napoleon use?

A Waterloo

What kind of memes do Germans like?

Danke memes

What kind of weed do muslims smoke?

Quranic

Who's there! Chloe! Chloe who?

Chloe's Encounters of the Third Kind!

What did the Morman say when asked what kind of wives he wanted?

Brigham Young

What kind of noise annoys an oyster?

A noisy noise annoys an oyster! (Try saying that fast!)

What kind of laptop calls you a thousand times?

A dell

What kind of insects to secret agents like?

As told by my 9 yr old) Spiders.

What kind of shorts do clouds wear?

Thunderwear.

What kind of dog is this?

Well actu.." "Hes cute" *pets it* "Sir thats my.." *picks it up* "Your a good dog arent you " "PUT MY SON DOWN"

What kind of motorbike does Santa ride?

A Holly Davidson!

What kind of martial art does a chef do?

Kung food (Don't hurt me, I know it's bad)

What kind of ant is good at maths?

An accountant!

What kind of shampoo do people with Down Syndrome use?

Tresemme 21

What kind of baseball do burgers play?

Ketchup baseball!

What kind of batteries does a Harvard undergrad use?

AAA

What kind of cheese do you use to entice a bear down from a tree?

Camembert!

What kind of girl does a hamburger like?

Any girl named Patty!

What kind of tea do the crime investigation team drink?

A "casual tea"

What kind of fish is made out of two sodium atoms?

Tuna (2Na).

What kinds of clothes do protons wear?

Plus sizes!

What kind of leash should you buy for a Chihuahua?

A short one!

What kind of a pitch did Sandy Koufax of the old Burger-lyn Dodgers have?

A fastball - a sizzler.

What kind of bears don't have teeth?

Gummi bears.)

What kind of marijuana do cows smoke?

Moo-dicinal

What kind of bone do you find in a dinosaur steak?

A T-Bone!!!!

What kind of phone does a burglar use?

A no-key-a

What kind of fish would be good to tune a piano?

Oh, you guessed it right... the tuna fish!

What kind of tree smells like bacon?

Original) A Porcupine!

Which Kind Of Girls Wear Transparent Clothes?

"Those Girls Who Don't Trust The Imagination Power Of A Boy"

What kind of cereal do you find in a haunted house?

Cinnamon Ghost Crunch

What kind of bees hum and drop things?

A fumble bee!

What kind of a car does a crazy man drive?

A LOCOmotive.

What kind of music does your mailman like?

Postrock/Postpunk

What kind of joke do you tell to a vegetarian?

One they've never herbivore.

What kind of dough do Hobbit bakers use?

Frodough.

What kind of company is a 24 hours hamburger joint?

Fry-by-night!

What kind of speech did the farmer give his cornfield?

It didn't matter, they were all ears

What kind of clothes do lawyers wear?

Lawsuits.

What kind of type face does a pachyderm use?

Ele-font

What kind of bread do pig ladles make in the Yukon?

Sow-r dough bread.

What kind of footwear do Whitewalkers use?

The Hodor-eliminating kind.

What kind of fence goes on strike?

A picket fence.

What kind of Pop do you cook with?

Baking Soda

What is bruce banners favourite kind of potato?

HULK'S MASH! no idea where she picked it up from, but it made me chuckle

What kind of tie does a ghost wear to a formal party?

A boo-tie.

What kind of gun does a firefighter have?

A water gun.

What kind of bee can never make up its mind?

A maybe

What kind of church does a triangle attend?

Anglican.

What kind of music do chiropractors listen to?

Hip-pop.

What kind of teeth can you buy with a dollar?

Buck teeth!

What kind of dance do buns do?

Abundance.

What kind of motor vehicles are in the Bible?

A. Honda...because the apostles were all in one Accord.

What kind of house is easiest to pick up?

A light house.

What kind of soap do you use to clean a dirty joke?

Bawdy wash.

What kind of bee can keep an aeroplane dry?

An aero-drone!

What kind of computers do chihuahuas like best?

Lap-top!

Which kind?

Friend: "Motivational."

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Vitamin Jokes More Vitamin Jokes

What is the best Vitamin for friendship?

B1. Because no one wants to be friends with a guy in a metabolic coma due to a thiamine deficiency.

Which vitamin best helps a Pokémon breed?

PP Up.

Sushi Restaurant Jokes More Sushi Restaurant Jokes

What kind of eel is this?

Diner at the sushi restaurant: "What kind of eel is this?" Waiter: "Do you love it?" Diner: "yeah" Waiter: "Then, that's a moray"

What did the fish say for stinking up the sushi restaurant?

I am saury.

Building Jokes More Building Jokes

Why did the console peasant cross the road?

To render buildings on the other side

What kind of buildings do terrorists have on their farms?

Allahu akbarns (I'm going to hell)

Fly Jokes More Fly Jokes

What's all white and can't fly?

Harrison Ford

What do you call an elephant that flies?

A jumbo jet!

Shoot Jokes More Shoot Jokes

What do you call a child who shoots with twigs at a PTSD victim?

TWIGERING

What happened to the gun that kept randomly shooting?

He got fired.

Moray Jokes More Moray Jokes

What kind of eel is this?

Diner at the sushi restaurant: "What kind of eel is this?" Waiter: "Do you love it?" Diner: "yeah" Waiter: "Then, that's a moray"

What's Dean Martin's favorite eel?

That's a moray.

Use Jokes More Use Jokes

Why don't vikings send e-mails?

They prefer to use Norse code.

What does Charles Darwin use to moisturise his skin?

Evo-lotion.

Different Kind Jokes More Different Kind Jokes

How many different kinds of crabs can you get in Baltimore?

Two, and often from the same person.

Why does Germany have so many different kinds of bread?

Well, we had to do something with the ovens.