A baby with burst armbands.
Miss most of the film!
It wanted to play squash.
Time to buy a new chair.
In a moooo-tel.
A. Polaroids.
Spring time.
Because there is no driver up there.
They turn the stool upside down
A flat note.
He grew up to be a bellhop!
Because they don't have any chairs. Source: my five-year-old.
A fridge wearing a denim jacket.
A golden opportunity
I've paid him and i didnt sit in. I ran away
He's just there so he won't get slimed.
Because you can sit in the stands but can't stand in the sits!
Becka the bus is the best place to sit!
He didn't want to be a hot dog!
What did he do?!? (My 6yo upon seeing a police dog sitting in the back of a police car.)
A flat mate.
Pilot: Well I'm 6 foot tall and I'm sitting front left.
A Snowman.
A sanitary owl
It was a cup draw!
A potato wedge! (I made this up when I was 9)
You sit in your own pew
It didn't want to be a hotdog. *ba dum tsss *ba dum tish idk
Behind the plate.
It breaks the trunk.
A yoghurt develops a culture After sitting there for 100 years.
Time to get a new fence...
Son: I don't. She told me to sit up the front for the present and then she didn't give me one!
Ruff!
On the top shelf. Where did the chocolate milk sit In the back.
A baby with razorblade. What's red and green and sits in a corner The same baby 3 weeks later.
Why would you buy a chair or couch you can't even sit in What if it has burlap cushions stuffed w/hay
Paddy O'Furniture!
Ruff
I don't know but when it sits on your electric wire and sings all your lights go out
Octopied
Paddy O'Furniture. Happy St. Patrick's Day!
Coz...she "lets it go!"
A stool sample.
She wanted to be on time.
The Lone Aardvark!
They go into their igloos and sit around a candle. What do they do when it gets even colder They turn on the candle.
Time to get a new car.
A. A dentist lets you sit down while he hurts you.
Fire in the hole!
I was asked on an internet forum. "Because you're not allowed to take them on planes," I answered.
Paddy O'Furniture
The NBA
The www.izard of Oz.
He sat under the durian tree.
RaPUNzel *sits there laughing to self*...so lonely..
Because a Cadillac sits six.
He/she's not sitting or standing!
Polaroids.
We don't have to pay our taxes if nobody's checking, right
Paddy o' Furniture
He loves his pot.
They have no hands to knock on the door.
They exorcise.
Diet and exorcise.
They want to catch the last goal-post!
Burning Sanders!
Stephen Hawking in a house fire.
So his feet wouldn't fall asleep.
When it falls to the ground, it knocks the 'ell out of it.
They always turn out to be sub par.
He got a hole in one.
An elephant with an umbrella!
First you take the 'T' out of 'Tesco', what do you get Esco. Then you take the 'F' out of 'Weigh', what do you get
Christina Ricci.
I blame my shelf
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10 books of Snow Whites
