Art...floating in the sea Bob...laying on the floor Matt...down in a hole Phil...sitting in a pot Stu...
Everyone knows a Mercedes Bends!
Because it helps them remember which end they need to wipe.
I prefer to ride on top but it's very hard getting the horse up the stairs.
Patio furniture.
Tetris
Then just sit there for 5 years.
It couldn't CUT IT! woohoo! I made this one up while sitting at a buffet table. Enjoy! Skip
In the *pew*.
Ruff
A dog.
A baby with burst armbands.
Miss most of the film!
Ampndash Defendant! Stop clowning and sit down!
It wanted to play squash.
Time to buy a new chair.
In a moooo-tel. I just thought of this sitting in my hotel room. Sometimes I feel like i dad joke so hard I impregnate my girlfriend from 100 miles away.
A. Polaroids.
Try to get her off!
Spring time.
Because there is no driver up there.
They turn the stool upside down
A flat note.
He grew up to be a bellhop!
Because they don't have any chairs. Source: my five-year-old.
A fridge wearing a denim jacket.
A golden opportunity
I've paid him and i didnt sit in. I ran away
He's just there so he won't get slimed.
Because you can sit in the stands but can't stand in the sits!
Becka the bus is the best place to sit!
He didn't want to be a hot dog!
What did he do?!? (My 6yo upon seeing a police dog sitting in the back of a police car.)
A flat mate.
Pilot: Well I'm 6 foot tall and I'm sitting front left.
A Snowman.
A sanitary owl
It was a cup draw!
The vegtable sitting in it
A potato wedge! (I made this up when I was 9)
You sit in your own pew
It didn't want to be a hotdog. *ba dum tsss *ba dum tish idk
Behind the plate.
It breaks the trunk.
A yoghurt develops a culture After sitting there for 100 years.
Time to get a new fence...
Son: I don't. She told me to sit up the front for the present and then she didn't give me one!
Ruff!
On the top shelf. Where did the chocolate milk sit In the back.
A baby with razorblade. What's red and green and sits in a corner The same baby 3 weeks later.
Why would you buy a chair or couch you can't even sit in What if it has burlap cushions stuffed w/hay
Eventually the dog sitting in the rain will stop whinging.
Paddy O'Furniture!
A paddy melt!!
I don't know but when it sits on your electric wire and sings all your lights go out
Octopied
Paddy O'Furniture. Happy St. Patrick's Day!
Coz...she "let's it go!"
A stool sample.
She wanted to be on time.
Meals on wheels
The Lone Aardvark!
They go into their igloos and sit around a candle. What do they do when it gets even colder They turn on the candle.
Time to get a new car.
A. A dentist lets you sit down while he hurts you.
Fire in the hole!
I was asked on an internet forum. "Because you're not allowed to take them on planes," I answered.
I am in bed and thinking about you... And you my dear - I am at a club... And sitting right behind you!!
Paddy O'Furniture
The NBA
The www.izard of Oz.
He sat under the durian tree.
RaPUNzel *sits there laughing to self*...so lonely..
Close, Bill, but no cigar!
Because a Cadillac sits six.
He/she's not sitting or standing!
Polaroids.
We don't have to pay our taxes if nobody's checking, right
Paddy o' Furniture
He loves his pot.
They have no hands to knock on the door.
Stephen Hawkings after a house fire.
Stephen Hawking in a house fire.
They ain't private ears. (I don't care if a six year old came to this first thirty years ago, it just came to me.)
Thanks for the gold kind stranger!
You take the S out of SAFE and you take the F out of WAY
Hell-if-I-know
Eric Clapton wouldn't let one fall out the window
Get out of the way.
Medium.
Thunderwear!
Because it turns "ice" into "mice"!
In case she wanted black coffee.
Sing the nation anthem they will sit down
M: Protesting this conversation.
Target practice.
Riot gear.
