April Sale - 20% Off

How do I feel about your goatee?

I shave every part of my legs except the knees, how do you feel about that

Previous Random Joke Next

Leg Jokes More Leg Jokes

Why do cows need four legs to walk?

Because they lactose. Moo

How does a black man ride a black stallion?

With no legs.

Feel Jokes More Feel Jokes

What did the picture say to the Judge?

I WAS FRAMED! I just now made that up. I feel good about this one! Skip

How did the farmer feel after he ripped his clothing?

Let's just say he felt overall sadness.

Knee Jokes More Knee Jokes

When the boy broke his knee, where did he go to get a new one?

At the butcher shop, where they sell kid-knees.

Which knee?

Mickey: Disney

Shave Jokes More Shave Jokes

How do you shave your balls?

After thinking for a few moments I say "Carefully"

Why do sumo wrestlers shave their balls?

So they don't have hairballs!