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How do I feel about your goatee?

I shave every part of my legs except the knees, how do you feel about that

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Leg Jokes More Leg Jokes

What do you call someone with no arms or legs?

Jeffrey. Knock knock, Who's there? NOT JEFFREY

How much did the skeleton charge for his excellent legal services?

An arm and a leg.

Feel Jokes More Feel Jokes

Why did the pervert cough when he was caught molesting a pony?

He was feeling a little horse.

Where does a burger feel at home?

On the range!

Knee Jokes More Knee Jokes

What a crazy weekend! Me: *takes a knee* CW: What are you doing?

M: Protesting this conversation.

What do you call an outdated joke that, while sharp, has little potential for laughs?

I used to know, but then I took an arrow to the knee

Shave Jokes More Shave Jokes

Why did sumo wrestlers start shaving their legs?

To stop getting confused as feminists

What do you call shaving a crazy sheep?

Shear madness.