How do I feel about your goatee?

I shave every part of my legs except the knees, how do you feel about that

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Leg Jokes More Leg Jokes

How much for this toaster?

An arm & a leg." "How about a leg & 2 fingers " "A leg & 3 fingers." "Deal!" - Cannibal Pawn Stars

What do you call a dog with no legs in the ocean?

Bob Barker

Feel Jokes More Feel Jokes

How did the Pharaoh feel after falling for a craigslist scam?

Egypt

How do you feel now?

Me: With my elbows

Knee Jokes More Knee Jokes

How do you know a woman is wearing tights?

Her knees swell up when she farts.

When the boy broke his knee, where did he go to get a new one?

At the butcher shop, where they sell kid-knees.

Shave Jokes More Shave Jokes

Why is it that sumo wrestlers shave their legs?

So they don't get mistaken for feminists.

Who can shave 30 times a day and still have a beard?

A barber.