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How is God just like every other man?

If you're not on your knees, he's not interested.

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Why did the man get a job as a horse handler?

He wanted stable employment

What's one thing a man doesn't want to hear the morning after?

Yes, I'm completely sure.

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What if my knees start to hurt?

Me to instructor: See what I'm up against

Why are black men taller than white men?

Because their knee grows.

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What did God say to Mary after impregnating her?

Praise the Load

Which part of the body goes to heaven first?

A Kid replied: The legs... Because everynight I see my mum's legs up high and screaming "OH GOD! I'M COMING!!