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How is God just like every other man?

If you're not on your knees, he's not interested.

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Man Jokes More Man Jokes

What did the man say when the lobster gave him food poisoning?

I'm not letting you cook dinner again

What do men and Subway have in common?

They both exaggerate the length.

Knee Jokes More Knee Jokes

What if my knees start to hurt?

Me to instructor: See what I'm up against

What do you call a British guy who throws a spear through the knee?

Britney Spears

God Jokes More God Jokes

What's your opener?

JESUS: "God loves you." You BUDDHA (crumpling paper that says Life Is Suffering): Me too

What is it with people who text and drive?

I swear to god the next time I see this happen, I'll roll down my window and throw my beer at them.