If you're not on your knees, he's not interested.
Sneak up behind him and start throwing rice.
In real life, men aren't affectionate out of bed.
If you're not on your knees, he's not interested and you know what they say, abstinence makes the Church grow fondlers.
Courtney.
God: Like one second. Mortal: What is a million dollars like to you God: Like one penny. Mortal: Can I have a penny God: Just a second.
Because he wasn't
