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How is God just like every other man?

If you're not on your knees, he's not interested.

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Why did the man build his house out of a tree instead of bricks?

Because he thought it wood look better!

What's the best way to prepare a turkey for Thanksgiving dinner?

Just be *honest* with it man...

Knee Jokes More Knee Jokes

What do you call an outdated joke that, while sharp, has little potential for laughs?

I used to know, but then I took an arrow to the knee

What's the best thing about bee's?

It's knees.

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What do you call God in StarWars?

A Skywalker

What's the difference between a doctor and God?

God doesn't walk around thinking he's a doctor.