What did one Jersey girl's leg say to the other?

Nothing - they've never met.

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What day of the week did the 1st calendar day ever fall on?

Do the math! Me: Seriously! It's 2AM and I'm leading a meeting tomorrow

When Chris brought over his musl*m girlfriend to meet the family, what did they say?

Nice scarf! Must be cold where you came from! Do you guys want coffee?

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What did the cow wear to the football game?

A Jersey.

How does a bull stay warm on a bitterly cold day?

He goes into the barn and slips into a nice warm Jersey.