What happened to your car?

SON: Transmission is shot. Reverse doesn't work. DAD: Well... SON: Don't- DAD: There's no going back now

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Happen Jokes More Happen Jokes

What happens when you mix human DNA with goat DNA?

You get kicked out of the petting zoo.

What happens when you give a cow marijuana?

The "steaks" get higher

Car Jokes More Car Jokes

What car do polite cowboys drive?

Audi!

How did bulldogs get such flat noses?

From chasing cars.

Dad Jokes More Dad Jokes

Where do dads keep their jokes?

In their dadabase.

Whats a word that white people can call white people but black people cannot call black people?

Dad.

Work Jokes More Work Jokes

How is evolution and a Union construction job similar?

They take so long that some people don't believe they don't work.

Why do women love men who work with Horses?

Because those men have got Stable jobs.

Shoot Jokes More Shoot Jokes

What happened when the Malaysian asked the Russian out on a date?

He got shot down.

What did Plaxico Burress say when he read Colin Kaepernick's Tweets?

Man, this guy just keeps shooting himself in the foot".

Son Jokes More Son Jokes

How does it feel son?

Astronaut: Feels pretty good to be 33 million miles away from Dave Matthews Band

What did the buffalo say to his kid when he went off to college?

Bye, son.

Reverse Jokes More Reverse Jokes

What happened to your car?

SON: Transmission is shot. Reverse doesn't work. DAD: Well... SON: Don't- DAD: There's no going back now

What did you say?

Me: Judge Did you just reverse my sentence *Stage dives into cheering jury*