What happened to your car?

SON: Transmission is shot. Reverse doesn't work. DAD: Well... SON: Don't- DAD: There's no going back now

They lowered his coffin, took it out, flipped it the other way round, then lowered it again.

What's happens to gold when it is exposed to the air?

Pupil: It's stolen!

Car Jokes More Car Jokes

What did the jack say to the car?

Can I give you a lift

What did the man say when the calculator agreed to help him load the car?

I KNEW I COULD COUNT ON YOU

Dad Jokes More Dad Jokes

What's a swear word?

Me: A bad word moms and dads only say when they're mad.3:Me:3: Is my middle name a swear word

Whats the best part about dating a black girl?

You rarely have to meet their dad.

Work Jokes More Work Jokes

How do mathematicians deal with constipation?

They work it out with a pencil.

Who does the butcher look forward to seeing after a tough day at work?

His loving knife.

Shoot Jokes More Shoot Jokes

What do you call two line dancers doing the dance Shoot the Rooster?

A. A Pair of Shoot (parachute)

What did Plaxico Burress say when he read Colin Kaepernick's Tweets?

Man, this guy just keeps shooting himself in the foot".

Son Jokes More Son Jokes

What did the Oxen say to his son moving out?

Bison

What did the Spanish fireman call his two sons?

Jose and Hoseb

Reverse Jokes More Reverse Jokes

How many gears does a French battle tank have?

Five. Four in reverse, and one in case the enemy is attacking from the rear.

What's matter in reverse?

Antimatter.