It did snot want to be late
The number of the car that hit you.
He ran out of little boys
DAM!
Get it to do some CARdio
Endosperm.
A bus is a vehicle that runs twice as fast when you are after it as when you are in it.
Politicks
Because I ran
Nothing you just run away!
He Ran Solo...
One you're running on fumes, the other you're fuming with the runs.
Wait 15 seconds, they'll tell you.
Because it's always past-tents.
They like to run around in their bear feet.
Because when they here the gun go off they start runnin.
Because he had to use the bathroom.
Well actually, I-ran
Because she always ran away from the ball <p> My favorite joke since I was little
Reverse to make sure.
A positive pregnancy test.
Run around until you get pooped out
By running! J.K. Rowling
Yea that
The hospital ran all out of patience
To shake out the alligators. I've never seen an alligator In a tree. That's because the pigs do such a good job.
Jesus: I can varnish 'You mean vanish ' J: *running finger over a beautiful oak table* aha, not quite
Because all those who can run, jump, or swim are already in the US.
It was a brief chase...
Because he can't run home
I ran. Which one is faster Rush sia. How about d fastest E jeep. No K
They'll tell you
Its 'ran', because it's past tents... Ill see myself out.
Curses! Foil again!
Because all the one that can run, jump, or swim are already in the US.
It popped a wheelie.
Hide their trainers.
H. Ross Parrot
This needs to happen.
PERSON: Ran a half-marathon and helped my pal move. You ME: I talked to like 4 people.
A zoombie.
Of mice and men joke) Because they ran out of Weed
I'll catch you later!
Because he was faster than a speeding Bullet...
Www.innie the pooh.
Points mic at me* ME: having briefly heard the song once before...squirrels
Why are all those people running B: They are running a race to get a cup. A: Who will get the cup B: The person who wins. A: Then why are all the others running
Fast food
Second to third, because there's a short stop in the middle!
Mad-at-gas-cars!
There was a run on sentences.
He was chicken!
The license number of the car that hit him.
He was selling In-Security Heh yeah i dunno i thought it up in a dream and I'm still half asleep bye
Red, because it runs the most.
Hamburger!
Running a Backgroud Check.
WD-4D
He wanted to run his fingers through his hair.
Covers tracks
I LITERALLY CAN'T EVEN WRITE NOW
He was a watchdog and needed winding.
Because it's harder to run in squares.
He was involved in a hit-and-run.
The barber ran
Run!
Because if it walked, it'd get jumped!
Me: I just ran out of the fancy shampoo my previous GF bought for me.
One, but you can be sure a whole Reddit community will appear to expand the joke, make it funnier and eventually run it into the ground.
When they run out of patients.
Because he was trying to catch up on his sleep!
It ran out of juice.
Because she ran away from the ball.
In a hedge fund
She didn't believe in prophets.
Spirits
Because he couldn't throw away the evidence
That's Nachos.
Thief: They steal your money then run Politician: They run and then steal your money
In a cacti!
A cab.
We don't have to pay our taxes if nobody's checking, right
He has Divine Right of way
Leonardo Di Cardio
It's a fugazi.
Jack
He didn't like being spoken to in that voice.
Toucan.
I swear to god the next time I see this happen, I'll roll down my window and throw my beer at them.
