Because he got tired.
Because they run over sleepers.
Because she ran away from the ball!
Because it ran out of cluck!
She kept running away from the ball.
From my 5yr old son Because he wanted to catch some sleep.
So they won't run out of time
Because they don't have enough sta**moo**na
I've paid him and i didnt sit in. I ran away
He ran out of patients.
Rubio on rails
Restarted.
He answered, "Because you're coming home early."
A dog that will run to the shop to get your paper and bring back last weeks paper!
The number of the car that hit him.
Because he is a Boxer
He didn't jump high enough.
Two. One to find the switch...the other to hit it.
An all day run
DaRUDE Sandstorm
Running into one could really ruin your day.
I gotta run.
I was missing the important Bits.
The registration of the car that ran him over!
A pit bull in a kindergarten
Antelope!
Halfway. After that she's running out of the woods.
It did snot want to be late
The number of the car that hit you.
He ran out of little boys
DAM! (airplane stewardess told me and had me on ground laughing)
Get it to do some CARdio
They saw what happened to the sheep
Endosperm.
A bus is a vehicle that runs twice as fast when you are after it as when you are in it.
It runs in his jeans.
Politicks
Because I ran
Nothing you just run away!
He Ran Solo...
One you're running on fumes, the other you're fuming with the runs.
Wait 15 seconds, they'll tell you.
Because it's always past-tents.
They like to run around in their bear feet.
Because when they here the gun go off they start runnin.
Because he had to use the bathroom.
Well actually, I-ran
He was running a trap house.
Because she always ran away from the ball <p> My favorite joke since I was little
Reverse to make sure.
A positive pregnancy test.
Run around until you get pooped out
By running! J.K. Rowling
Yea that
The hospital ran all out of patience
To shake out the alligators. I've never seen an alligator In a tree. That's because the pigs do such a good job.
Jesus: I can varnish 'You mean vanish ' J: *running finger over a beautiful oak table* aha, not quite
Because all those who can run, jump, or swim are already in the US.
It was a brief chase...
Because he can't run home
Just kidding, I ran over it.
It's running just fine. Probrably because it's so turned on!
I ran. Which one is faster Rush sia. How about d fastest E jeep. No K
They'll tell you
Its 'ran', because it's past tents... Ill see myself out.
Curses! Foil again!
Because all the one that can run, jump, or swim are already in the US.
Dos
It popped a wheelie.
Hide their trainers.
H. Ross Parrot
This needs to happen.
PERSON: Ran a half-marathon and helped my pal move. You ME: I talked to like 4 people.
A zoombie.
Of mice and men joke) Because they ran out of Weed
I'll catch you later!
Because he was faster than a speeding Bullet...
Www.innie the pooh.
Points mic at me* ME: having briefly heard the song once before...squirrels
Why are all those people running B: They are running a race to get a cup. A: Who will get the cup B: The person who wins. A: Then why are all the others running
Islamophobia.
Fast food
Second to third, because there's a short stop in the middle!
Only one if you run him through slowly!
Mad-at-gas-cars!
There was a run on sentences.
He was chicken!
The license number of the car that hit him.
He was selling In-Security Heh yeah i dunno i thought it up in a dream and I'm still half asleep bye
Red, because it runs the most.
Hamburger!
Running a Backgroud Check.
WD-4D
Apparently, they go everywhere.
He wanted to run his fingers through his hair.
Covers tracks
I LITERALLY CAN'T EVEN WRITE NOW
He was a watchdog and needed winding.
Because it's harder to run in squares.
He was involved in a hit-and-run.
Taco Bell for lunch
They finally found something as smart as them to talk to.
Because he stumbled across a quote by Karl Marx which said: "All you have to lose is your chains."
You wave!
Because it's mage tipping berry ready for us. Obligatory edit: very easy for us
You *berry* it.
You get Talibanned
Activates its shelf destruct sequence.
Clawing at the lid of the coffin.
Her dog was blind too
Because they are well versed in whorticulture
Take me to your weeder.
Buck-teeth!
Cause he wasn't my Niger.
About 1 in every 600 million has a chance of becoming a human.
Civic doody.
