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What do you call it when you run out of seed?

Endosperm.

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What did you do in Iran?

I ran.

What kind of wolf never runs?

Steppenwolf

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What do your mother and the ground have in common?

They are always full of seed.

How many Marxists does it take to change a lightbulb?

None. The lightbulb contains the seeds of its own revolution.