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What do you call it when you run out of seed?

Endosperm.

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What do you get when you mix free running with golf?

Parfour Sorry

Why is Hillary running for President?

Because it's easier than running from the law.

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What did a pirate say to fellow pirate?

Are you seeding?

How many Marxists does it take to change a lightbulb?

None. The lightbulb contains the seeds of its own revolution.