To get to the other side.
Stop paying the bill.
A theocracy.
They like horsin' around.
They ketchup.
A small medium at large!
The mare, of course
When you run in front of a car you get tired. When you run behind a car you get exhausted.
Make him run a lap then do 10 push-ups and sit-ups
Americas already got two running for president.
Oh dear, it seems I'm shirt on clothes.
Play the national anthem
He quit running.
I ran.
You run. You run so far away.
Because they are always multiplying.
She has a pumpkin for a coach and runs away from the ball.
Because running is past tents.
Because everybody who can run, jump, or swim is already in America.
Because all the ones that can run, jump and swim are already in America.
Rage Upon the Latrine
An incorporation.
You would be too if you were running down the road with your hose hanging out!
Because anyone who can run, jump, or swim already left.
She ran away from the ball.
Run like hell, she's got a grenade in her mouth
Now, that was one politi-cat debate!
Etude, Brute?
The Antelopes.
He didn't run, ewok-ed.
Cuz he's Biden his time.
Dam!
Because it didn't see that well.
She kept running away from the ball
Steppenwolf
Because everyone that can run, swim or jump is in USA.
He didn't see the ewe turn.
Because walking wouldn't burn enough calories.
Because he's the Blade Runner.
Because he doesn't do cardio.
Run Berry, run!
West wing
Thief: They steal your money then run Politician: They run and then steal your money
If you're busted, run.
It ran out of juice. I shall take my leave now.
Canteloupe
The Millenial Falcon.
It had run out of lettuce
I didn't know disasters can run for office
Cuz it's a running nose
Crossfit.
Because it runs in your genes!
It ran to the unstable.
He didn't have any depth perception
He was running out of patients.
Because she keeps running away from the ball
He felt he had lost his sense of porpoise.
Because it's past tents.
Pump kin.
Because he ran ahead.
It just ran out of juice.
I haven't a clous.
Politicians run BEFORE they steal your money.
He was soda pressed.
I'm Waka-Waka-Waka-Walking here!
Because these colors don't run.
Because Jesus took the wheel.
Parfour Sorry
You can only ran because it's past tents.
Chocolate Ice Cream in July!
Because most of them who can run, jump or swim are already in the United States.
Dam.
He ran into wrong wall at train station
Flatman and Ribbon.
He had a problem with his hamstring.
Because you don't know who is going to make it to the end.
A ROMAN CATHOLIC!
You can run but you can't tide!
Run, Forest, run!
You can only ran, because it's past tents.
A Cantaloupe.
Cant-elope
Because they Ele-cant....Can somebody explain this to me? (Seriously, I don't get it, is it like Elegant?)
A Kraken-towa!
Because they all wear red shirts
RUN! She's got a grenade in her mouth!
Sorry, I didn't do it on porpoise.
Because he was barefooted!!!
Because you ran: It's past tents.
Cross-Country Running
A Fraudian slip.
Human Resources.
Because it was two tired.
Running... JK rolling
2(pi)r or not 2(pi)r....(snicker)
They hate getting cured.
Because everyone who can run, jump, or swim is already across the boarder
You can run but you can't tide.
A brunette is on a busy street across from a department store she needs to visit, and is looking for an intersection to cross over when she spots a blonde walking out of the store. The brunette waves and calls out over the traffic noise, "hey there! How do I get to the other side?" The blonde looks confused and calls back, "you ARE on the other side!"
There's Starbucks next to the headstone.
They're stuck at C for years
To be like Vanna White and learn the alphabet.
They have the same middle name!
Their middle name.
Willing suspension of disbelief.
You get to the other side.
It loses its cool.
Because you won't be smiling when the cops pull you over.
Ones in a cup
200 ft: Aaaaaaaaa, bump 2 ft: Bump, aaaaaaaaa (Yes, it's an old, really old joke. Surprisingly haven't seen it here, yet.)
Methodists will make eye contact at the liquor store.
A Methodist will say "hi" to you at the liquor store
This is not a drill.
I don't know! Well you're not using my computer keyboard then!
