Because it'll run faster.
He kilt himself
You need to RAN through a campground because it's past tents.
Shredded tweet.
A flee!
Amphibiana Jones.
Because he wanted mashed potatoes!!!!
Asked one. "Because" said the second "it says 'tear along the dotted line'!"
They have no home to run to
He ran out of balance
No depth perception.
Because it was always running out of the pen.
Because it's past tents
They thought the traveling salesman told the farmer to put his name on the dotted swine.
Flatman and Ribbon
Not Tom
Running... JK! Rolling
He didn't like the Pilate
If it were black it would run. It just wouldn't work.
Iran (He ran). Thought of this when looking at the world map, sorry that it's terrible.
Just run for office!
Lucardio!
Because they hve so many fans
Because it kept running out of the pen!! My favorite joke when young.
By moving faux wood. Rimshot
You can only 'ran' it's past tents.
Hot or cold Hot because everyone can catch a cold!
Because education pays off in the long run!
You will get exhausted.
I don't know how but every time I run through that maze and ring the bell he gives me a piece of cheese.
Run through the back door.
Because it's a FAST food!
Curses! Foil again!
Cause she ran away from the ball
He ran out of patients.
The giraffe and the aardvark were running neck and neck but the aardvark won by a nose!
Scissor Sisters *ba-dum-tiss*
Spot. What do you call a dog who lays on a golf course Ruff. What do you call a dog who just got run over Rhody.
The police made him bring it back again.
Because they have running yolks.
The drunk driver runs the stop sign. The stoned driver waits for it to turn green.
And 'entruncated' How about 'monosyllabic' Who's running this language
To see what made it run.
A **decaf**alon
It would just take a few bytes then run.
He wanted to catch up on his sleep.
I don't know, but if you see it, RUN!
The Supreme Reader.
Doing your job. "And me " Jobless and upset about the divorce "OMG" *runs out crying*
Halfway, any further and you're running out.
Fedora. For Linux n00bs(https://getfedora.org/)
Chasing a car. After running from a car you'll just be tired, but after chasing one you'll be exhausted.
He had a bee in his suit of armour!
Because it's run out of juice!!!!!! (:
The Indy 500.
Because time was always running out.
Pho Kyuu EDIT: No one understands how to pronounce "Pho".;;
He was running lait
Because you ran when it's past tents.
Bee flat Music joke for those who don't understand. B flat is a note.
The floats
Christian bale
Because it's easier than running from the law.
I'm tired".
Dog-gone!
He felt that the other pigs were taking him for grunted.
Caesar!
He was not being reared right!
She always ran away from the ball
It runs against Hillary.
You'll get exhausted
He runs for home when he sees the catcher coming.
An argument with a woman! And I'm in one right now.
He's Biden his time.
You will get tired.
When he runs into a wall with a hard-on and grabs his nose first!
Water.
He ran his business on a skeleton crew.
Run!
It popped a wheelie.
She was worried the egg would get there first.
But you cantaloupe!
DUCK!" How do you get a kid up and running "GOOSE!"
Only halfwaythen he's running out of it! Click here: http://redd.it/2o1hgq
She was afraid her daughter would run away with a wolf.
Anyone who could run, swim or jump made it to the USA.
The parrot says, "Africa! There are loads of them running around!"
She kept running from the ball.
He thought it was his civic doodie!
So it would run faster!!
Don't pay the water bill.
Generally people who have at least a basic understanding of grammar.
A running joke.
HashTag!
Damn!
Well, you'll never run again" So basically the same
Ha! You actually thought I ran a marathon! Jokes on you, I'm just drunk!
Because I'm tired of running and he's catching up....
Per
Because it needs bailing out.
Restarted.
When it's internight.
Orange is the New Black
A chompion. (7-year old me thought he was very clever.)
Two orthopaedists reading an electrocardiogram.
Raile!
Because he stumbled across a quote by Karl Marx which said: "All you have to lose is your chains."
You wave!
A raspberry!
Run Berry, run!
C
C's the day!
His lips are moving.
Just two. One to explain to the public that everything possible is being done to solve the problem, and the other to screw the lightbulb into the water faucet.