Why does the Clyde run through Glasgow?

Because if it walked, it'd get jumped!

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Why do pagans make the best husbands and wives?

Because they'll worship the ground you walk on.

Which one is the 'in' door?

Let me show you", says the manager, and 'e walks in.

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What do you call a family that runs a gas station?

Pump kin.

Why do pigs run into trees?

To shake out the alligators. I've never seen an alligator In a tree. That's because the pigs do such a good job.

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What do you get when a cow jumps in cold water?

Utter udder shudder.

Why no pants on?

We think he tried to jump into his pants & fell

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What do you call a detective from Glasgow with three feet?

A Scotland Yard.

Why does the Clyde run through Glasgow?

Because if it walked, it'd get jumped!

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Why does the Clyde run through Glasgow?

Because if it walked, it'd get jumped!

Which rabbits were famous bank robbers?

Bunny and Clyde.