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Why does the Clyde run through Glasgow?

Because if it walked, it'd get jumped!

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Walk Jokes More Walk Jokes

Why did a scientist disconnect his doorbell?

Because he wanted to win the No-bell prize!! Sorry, I ll walk out

What do you call an ant that's walking in perfect form?

An informant

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Why did Helen Keller stop cleaning her dishes?

She was running out of things to read.

Why did Vana White run off the stage of Wheel of Fortune?

She had a bowel movement during her vowel movement.

Jump Jokes More Jump Jokes

What does Geronimo say when he jumps out of planes?

Meeeeeeeeeeeeeee!

Why doesn't Mexico have a good Olympic team?

Because all the ones that can run, jump and swim are already in America.

Glasgow Jokes More Glasgow Jokes

What do you call a detective from Glasgow with three feet?

A Scotland Yard.

Why does the Clyde run through Glasgow?

Because if it walked, it'd get jumped!

Clyde Jokes More Clyde Jokes

Why does the Clyde run through Glasgow?

Because if it walked, it'd get jumped!

Which rabbits were famous bank robbers?

Bunny and Clyde.