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Why does the Clyde run through Glasgow?

Because if it walked, it'd get jumped!

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Walk Jokes More Walk Jokes

What did the mother tomato tell the baby tomato when the baby tomato was walking too slow?

Honey, walk faster, KETCHUP!

How are men like carpet tiles?

If you lay them properly the first time around you can walk all over them for the rest of your life.

Run Jokes More Run Jokes

Why does Voldemort have flat face?

He ran into wrong wall at train station

What should you do if your car's engine is running slow?

Get it to do some CARdio

Jump Jokes More Jump Jokes

What did the bread say before it jumped into the toaster?

I'M BREADY TO DIE

Why didn't the penguin jump off the iceberg?

Because he got cold feet.

Glasgow Jokes More Glasgow Jokes

What do you call a detective from Glasgow with three feet?

A Scotland Yard.

Why does the Clyde run through Glasgow?

Because if it walked, it'd get jumped!

Clyde Jokes More Clyde Jokes

Why does the Clyde run through Glasgow?

Because if it walked, it'd get jumped!

Which rabbits were famous bank robbers?

Bunny and Clyde.