Why does the Clyde run through Glasgow?

Because if it walked, it'd get jumped!

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How do you walk a chicken on a leash?

You pullet.

Why did the chicken walk on the telephone wire?

She wanted to lay it on the line!

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What's the opposite of running away and getting married?

Anteloping.

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Anyone who can run, jump or swim is already over the border

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John Treevaulter.

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Why does the Clyde run through Glasgow?

Because if it walked, it'd get jumped!

What do you call a detective from Glasgow with three feet?

A Scotland Yard.

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Which rabbits were famous bank robbers?

Bunny and Clyde.

Why does the Clyde run through Glasgow?

Because if it walked, it'd get jumped!