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Why does the Clyde run through Glasgow?

Because if it walked, it'd get jumped!

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What do you do with a Rhinoceros with 3 balls?

You walk him and pitch to the giraffe.

What did Mick Jagger say when he walked in on Hugh Hefner in bed with Dennis Weaver?

He said "Hey Hey Hugh Hugh Get Off Of McCould"

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What did the body builder say when he ran out of protein powder mix?

No whey.

What other miracles can you do?

Jesus: I can varnish 'You mean vanish ' J: *running finger over a beautiful oak table* aha, not quite

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What did the cow say... What did the cow say when she jumped over the barbed wire fence?

I'm udderly ruined!" credit: my grandma, at every party she's ever been to

Why aren't their Mexican Olympics?

Because all of the Mexicans that can run,jump,and swim are in America!

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Why does the Clyde run through Glasgow?

Because if it walked, it'd get jumped!

What do you call a detective from Glasgow with three feet?

A Scotland Yard.

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Which rabbits were famous bank robbers?

Bunny and Clyde.

Why does the Clyde run through Glasgow?

Because if it walked, it'd get jumped!