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Why is there a flap on the back of the Navy uniform?

So the Marine have something to hold on to.

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Midget Jokes More Midget Jokes

What did the doctor say to the midget waiting in the lobby?

You're just going to have to be a little patient.

Whats the best part about sleeping with a midget?

You're sure to get a little head

House Jokes More House Jokes

What do you call an incredibly well-dressed punk?

The Speaker of the House

What does a musician use to build a house?

A tuba-four

Navy Jokes More Navy Jokes

Why did the hotel refuse hospitality to the Navy?

They didn't want their rooms covered with seamen.

What is it called when a Sailor in the Navy gets a care package from home?

Underwear Replenishment

Sleep Jokes More Sleep Jokes

Whats the best thing about being a meth addict?

Only two more sleeps until Christmas.

Where do holy men sleep?

Monk beds.

Know Jokes More Know Jokes

Why did this OkCupid user never go out on a date?

A. "I couldn't imagine a date could be interested in knowing about me more than this website"

How do you know you are at r/jokes?

The guys all look like they played football for Bronx HighSchool of Science

Beep Jokes More Beep Jokes

How does a woman know she's sleeping with a forklift driver?

He beeps twice before coming through the flaps.

What song did Scar sing when he fixed his car horn?

Beep repaired...

Block Jokes More Block Jokes

What do you call a bunch of pro wrestlers hitting each other with blocks of cheddar and wheels of gouda?

Battle Royale with cheese.

What cheese is used to block online streaming?

Edam

Vampire Jokes More Vampire Jokes

What do vampires put on their turkey at Christmas?

Grave-y!

What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire?

Frostbite.