Flap Jokes

Why is there a flap on the back of the Navy uniform?

So the Marine have something to hold on to.

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How does a woman know she's sleeping with a forklift driver?

He beeps twice before coming through the flaps.

What did the midget get when he ran under the strippers legs?

A flap in the face.

What do you call a fanny on a fanny on a fanny?

A block of flaps

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Come Jokes More Come Jokes

What do Harvard and a virgin have in common?

You try so hard to get in but 9 months later you regret you ever came.

Why are monsters hipsters?

Because they've been coming out of the closet since before it was cool.

Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

How are women and rocks alike?

You skip across the flat ones.

Why are hangovers better than women?

Hangovers go away!

Sleep Jokes More Sleep Jokes

How do you put a baby to sleep?

You rock them. What if it doesn't work? Use a bigger rock.

What size bed comfortably fits a married couple?

Twin. Because the husband has to sleep on the couch.

Enter Jokes More Enter Jokes

What Does A Redneck Call It When He Visits His Cousin Outside His Town?

Entering the friend zone.

Why so down?

Aquaman: People think I'm not a real superhero. I'm tired of being walked all over. *Jesus enters Aquaman: Dammit!

Hold Jokes More Hold Jokes

What town should a "mountain oyster" festival be held in?

Oxnard, CA

How many mothers-in-law does it take to change a light bulb?

One. She just holds it up there and waits for the world to revolve around her.

House Jokes More House Jokes

Why are the corners the warmest part of every house?

Because they're 90 degrees!

What is a homeless man's favorite type of music?

House music

Vampire Jokes More Vampire Jokes

What would happen if you were to cross two snowmen with three vampires?

You would get severe frostbite.

What does a vampire call a hemophiliac?

Diarrhea.

Navy Jokes More Navy Jokes

How do you separate the men from the boys in the Navy?

With a crowbar.

What is it called when a Sailor in the Navy gets a care package from home?

Underwear Replenishment