Flap Jokes

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Face Jokes More Face Jokes

Why didnt the Asian block a punch coming to his face?

He couldn't see it coming

What did Will Smith's toe say to his face?

I am leg end.

Run Jokes More Run Jokes

What does the 1286BC inscribed on the mummy's tomb indicate?

The registration of the car that ran him over!

Why were George and Lennie sad?

Of mice and men joke) Because they ran out of Weed

Navy Jokes More Navy Jokes

What separates the men from the boys in the Navy?

A crowbar.

What did the Navy battleship captain say to his first mate during a skirmish?

OC I think I'm feeling C6

Hold Jokes More Hold Jokes

How many theoretical physicists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Two. One to hold it in place, another to rotate the universe around it.

What do you have if you are holding a mothball in your right hand and a mothball in your left hand?

A. A **VERY** large moth...

Beep Jokes More Beep Jokes

What song did Scar sing when he fixed his car horn?

Beep repaired...

Vampire Jokes More Vampire Jokes

Why did the vampire miss work?

He was having a coffin fit!

What is the best way to talk to a vampire?

By long distance.

Know Jokes More Know Jokes

Why did the blonde only smell good on the right side?

She didn't know where to buy Left Guard!

How do you know when someone is gluten free?

Don't worry, they'll tell you. "Exit stage right...."

Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

Why don't women wear skirts in San Fransisco?

Because their balls would show.

Why don't women need watches?

There's a clock on the stove.