So the Marine have something to hold on to.
Jack-u-la!
He could really get into the vaultz.
No, Woman, no pie.
They're always right.
A mummy bear
Do their parents know they are outside, interacting, and getting exercise
He beeps twice before coming through the flaps.
Beep repaired...
Sleeping Beauty
Because once you go to sleep, you can't trust either of them to not sneak out.
A midget.
There were microwaves. Sorry I was drunk making popcorn.
They both run in your jeans (genes)
One, but you can be sure a whole Reddit community will appear to expand the joke, make it funnier and eventually run it into the ground.
I don't know, because they charge you $500 for the iLightbulb.
They are looking at your shoes, rather than their own.
