Ajar Jokes

When is a door not a door?

When its ajar

I've Got a Whole Latte Jokes

I've Got a Whole Latte Jokes

What's the deal with the phrase "door ajar"?

I mean, is it a door or is it a jar?

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Phrase Jokes More Phrase Jokes

What's the deal with the phrase "door ajar"?

I mean, is it a door or is it a jar?

Why are there no guys named William serving in the army?

Because they dislike the phrase "Fire at Will"

Door Jokes More Door Jokes

How do you put an elephant in a refrigerator?

Step one: Open the door. Step two: Put the elephant in. Step three: Close the door.

How many dothraki does it take to open a door?

Idk, but they sure are hot.

Water Jokes More Water Jokes

Why are ghosts always dehydrated?

They have a lot of boos but no water

What's the big deal about Jesus turning water into wine?

I turned MY student loans into vodka...

Leave Jokes More Leave Jokes

Why couldn't the whistleblower leave his house?

Because he was Snowden

What's the last thing each tickle-me-Elmo doll gets before leaving the factory?

Two test tickles

Food Jokes More Food Jokes

How do Muslims like their food served?

Allah Carte

How do you make a horse fast?

You take away his food.

Mean Jokes More Mean Jokes

What rhymes with left and means steal?

Theft

How many philosophers does it take to change a lightbulb?

Well it depends on what you mean by change.

Bar Jokes More Bar Jokes

What did Harry Potter order when he went to the bar?

Expecto-Patron-On-Ice

Why did the rabbi walk into the bar?

Because he likes oldfashioned jokes.

Deal Jokes More Deal Jokes

Why are indecisive miners the worst?

Because all day they deal with ores.

What did the stressed-out casino worker say to their boss?

I literally cannot deal.