Ajar Jokes

When is a door not a door?

When its ajar

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What's the deal with the phrase "door ajar"?

I mean, is it a door or is it a jar?

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Phrase Jokes More Phrase Jokes

What's the deal with the phrase "door ajar"?

I mean, is it a door or is it a jar?

Why are there no guys named William serving in the army?

Because they dislike the phrase "Fire at Will"

Food Jokes More Food Jokes

What was the last food delivered to the Twin Towers?

Pizza. Someone ordered two large planes.

What did the food say to the other food, while inside a stomach?

I won't digest yet.

Open Jokes More Open Jokes

How do mob boss mules open doors?

With Don-keys.

How do you open a door underwater?

You swimming pull

Leave Jokes More Leave Jokes

What's the last thing they do to a Tickle-Me-Elmo doll before it leaves the factory?

Give it two test-tickles!

What's the difference between America and a pot of yogurt?

If you leave a pot of yogurt alone for 200 years it develops a culture.

Container Jokes More Container Jokes

When is a door a container?

When it is ajar!

What kind of container is appropriate for noble gases?

An innertube.

Pickle Jokes More Pickle Jokes

How do you make a hamburger smile?

Pickle it gently!

Why do burgers laugh when you surround them with pickles?

Who knows - maybe they're picklish!

Water Jokes More Water Jokes

What does Monsieur Homer say after spilling water on himself?

D'EAU!

Why was the fish swimming backwards?

It didn't want to get water in its eyes.

Hold Jokes More Hold Jokes

Why is it hard to hold a speech at a nudist convention?

It does not help to imagine people in their underwear.

Why couldn't Elsa hold on to a balloon?

She would always let it go.