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When is a door not a door?

When its ajar

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What's the deal with the phrase "door ajar"?

I mean, is it a door or is it a jar?

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Bar Jokes More Bar Jokes

Why were the Seven Dwarfs kicked out of the bar?

Because they were Miners...

Why did a seal go to the bar?

Because he didn't want to go clubbing.

Leave Jokes More Leave Jokes

What did the thief say when he saw the man leave his coat behind?

Let's jack it.

Why did the cattle leave the marijuana field?

Because the steaks were too high!

Open Jokes More Open Jokes

Why were the ants dancing on top of the jar of jam?

It said "twist to open"

How do you open a door underwater?

You swimming pull

Door Jokes More Door Jokes

Where does a librarian sleep?

Between the covers. I will now show myself to the door.

What key won't let you through any doors?

A turkey.

Food Jokes More Food Jokes

What's a Southeastern Asian business professional's favorite food?

Tie food

What did the food say to the other food, while inside a stomach?

I won't digest yet.

Mean Jokes More Mean Jokes

What is the definition of a Freudian slip?

When you say one thing and mean a mother. Don't remember where I heard it. Haven't read it here yet.

How many words can you type a minute?

ME: Probably all of them BOSS: What do you mean ME: Well, like for example, pickle

Jar Jokes More Jar Jokes

Why did the little kid dance on the jar of jam?

Because the top said "Twist to open."

Why were the ants dancing on top of the jar of jam?

It said "twist to open"

Hold Jokes More Hold Jokes

Why was the robber bionic?

He was holding up a bank.

What has 32 teeth and holds back a monster?

My zipper.