When its ajar
I mean, is it a door or is it a jar?
Pupil: Up and down or across Teacher: What do you mean Pupil: Well up and down makes a 3 or across the middle leaves a 0!
Me: I drowned my swallows in whiskey Don't u mean sorrows Me covering tub of dead birds: is that the saying
He held up a pair of pants!
They're always by them shelves Just wanted to see if that library joke checked out Sorry for all the library jokes, I'll put them on hold
Bettina minute you'll open this door!
Monk key
Wars end.
Still, water.
Because they have to run 3 kilometers and back everyday to get water.
Because the stores advertise "Back to Back" savings.
Because other stores are too mainSteam.
They both are ajar.
The black ones steal your watch and the yellow ones paint your nails.
Because he was Snowden
Cause Allies don't like axis powers
