When its ajar
I mean, is it a door or is it a jar?
A dilldoe
A skunk rolling down a hill with a pickle in its mouth.
Conjunction junction, they specialize in hooking up words, phrases, and Clauses
You take the letter "f" out of the word "way" (there's no f in way) *joke works best when the person being asked the question has to think about it for some time and says the phrase themselves without realizing what they said
The ones with food.
Because everyone was a goblin.
Someone who shows up to your door for no reason.
Open the door. Put in the elephant. Close the door.
When you say one thing and mean a mother. Don't remember where I heard it. Haven't read it here yet.
Finger puppet
Because the top said "Twist to open."
If you open the windows in a submarine, your problems will begin.
If you leave a pot of yogurt alone for 200 years it develops a culture.
Leave my presents
An innertube.
One baby in ten jars How do you got a baby in a container A: blend it.
