A private investigator.
Because they all had a tare.
In case he got a hole in one
Hor-crocs.
It didn't Fett.
They'll get chapped lips!
Color coded: "Yellow in front, brown in the back"
Because he wanted his dishwasher to match the fridge and stove
10 E's
She grew out of her b-shells.
A Freudian slip.
Denim denim denim
Because they are already "in the skies".
Because they peel.
Boom-shackle-lacquer!
Hey, why don't you cut me some slacks?
So they know where to stop shaving.
Car Keys
Depends.
Because there horns don't work.
Because they don't know what to do with cap sizes.
Because old habits die hard.
Incontinent
Thunderwear!
Polyunsaturated
Nihon-jeans (Nihon-jin)
Because Chernobyl fall-out.
Boo Jeans
A Casualty (Casual-Tee, as in Tee-Shirt) 100% Guraneed Originality You can know for sure I made it up because of how corny it is...
Q: Why don't women wear watches? A: Because there is a clock on the stove.
Thort thorts.
A plaid tie.
In case he got a hole-in-one!
Because she can't fit into D shells
Because red means stop D
In case they get a hole in one!
Pa-jammins
They wear mittens.
Medium.
None, they go commando.
Denim denim denim.
Nothing, she was wearing mittens.
Drops it like it's hot.
Wooden shoe like me to tell you.
Because a and b shells are too small.
Law-suits
So they won't whistle on the way down.
It'd be a waste of time.
Incase he gets a hole in one
You are a duck. No one could identify you without describing every other duck on earth.
An investigator.
TOTEM POLE
The one with the biggest head.
Under-bear.
Thunderware.
Existentialist reporter on the red carpet
Sneakers
FLAC jackets
Me: You bought me a ski jacket Her: Skiing is a sport!
Your Billie Jeans
A.) Because red means Stop.
A fruit punch.
It's his private eye.
To hide his booty.
OC A parka, son.
So they know where to stop shaving
Pants.
Ever try and peel apart a cold grilled cheese sandwich
They are just OFF-full
A guard dog!
Batman isn't wearing hockey pads.
Because red means stop.
A bald beagle!
So that he can sneak up on mice!
T-shoes!
Girl: Apollo neck jumpers
Shhoooooooooooooeeeeeesss!! Shoooooooooooooooooose!
In case he got a hole in one! Ha Ha Ha Ha
A refrigerator wearing a denim jacket
Soccer tee's
Because Tim Hortons already has cameras!
A bellerina!
Moo moos
White? No particular reason, it's just a habit they have.
They can wear casual clothes to work
Kids: WE DO! YAY!
I'm in the middle of *no Wear*
So they don't get a concussion while bobbing their from head side to side as they are saying "I don't know " whenever you ask them a question.
Because they hate shorts.
You don't ride horses. Me: Why do you wear sneakers You don't sneak.
They have turtlenecks
Leader-hosen.
To get a better grip on the broom
The elephantom of the opera!
ME: wearing a wedding dress Compliments
Because he's a man of the nice watch
Lacoste intolerant.
I replied, "Wooden shoe like to know."
Open Toad sandals...
You can tune a chainsaw.
Some people actually believe santa exist.
Sneakers(iknow its old but its nice)
A computer only has to have information punched into it once.
Holm School
An Official.
Light mouse work.
Cause it was on a Sunday and the banks were closed
I'm not Willie Nelson' Credit: old joke via: Norm Macdonald
A person that lays awake late at night and ponders if there's such a thing as a dog.
A damson in this dress.
Attire
When you say one thing and mean a mother. Don't remember where I heard it. Haven't read it here yet.
