To prevent them from whistling.
They wear snowcaps.
Mosqui-toes.
Lawsuits.
A boo-tie.
So they can get a good grip on the broomstick
Who are you wearing *
He was going as a banana.
Their peckers are on their heads.
Get Cape. Wear Cape. Fly
He wears a coat and pants.
So they don't whistle on the way down.
The Lone Lemon.
So his feet wouldn't fall asleep.
He wanted to go bear foot.
Loafers.
Puss in boots!
Because then you'd be a barnacle.
Khakaws!
They wear snow caps. *cringe* Courtesy of Westjet's horrible phone line.
Don't worry baby, I'm sterile.
Thunderwear
ME: *nodding and sniffing myself* Mashed potatoes with gravy.
So he was ribbit for her pleasure.
An Easter bunnet!
Chuck Norris.
Second fella says "A kilt of course!" First fella "What's the tartin " "She's wearing white" says his pal
Because he's a two timer.
A dandy lion!
He kept writing down everything we said, he gave me the crepes.
So she can have a doggie bag for later.
What Am I Wearing Today
Denim Denim Denim Denim Denim Denim Deniiiiim
Regular rocks are too heavy.
They only wear Trunks.
No- Good. Yes- That's too much.
A fridge wearing a denim jacket.
The pair with no sole.
Because they lactose.
They get chapped lips
They could get chapped lips!
I want to wear it to the science museum "In your closet, why " 9: DUH. To attract radioactive spiders!
Boots and pants and boots and pants and boots and pants...
He wears the cardboard box on his boots.
A waist of time
A Peter Parka
ME: I'm not wearing a costume
So she could walk across snooker tables without being seen.
Boooooooooooooots
Because it's a ZEBRA.
Stripey pyjamas!
Hide-and-Sikh
Me, to a baby wearing a Metallica shirt at the grocery store.
An Amoeba.
Denim denim denim
To stop themselves sinking into the sand. Why did the ostrich stick its head in the sand To look at the camels who forgot to put their sandals on.
Because they record everything. (I swear I made it up n I'm brown too)
A wash and wear wolf
I AM THORRRR!!!" His horse perks up and says "Well, then wear a thaddle thilly."
Caitlin you my trainers tonight I'm wearing them!
Because "B" shells are to small and "D" shells are too big.
When I ride a motorcycle... I wear protection.
At the end of the day I'm just a guy in a bikini on the bus.
Because I wore the wrong pair of socks this morning.
Disguise!
He split a seam in his blue ones.
And why is she wearing my underpants
He was an investigator!
Stop talking in secret code.
Mickey Moose!
Cos they like to walk around in their bear feet.
Scarves
Because D shells are too big and B shells are too small.
Denim denim denim.(http://youtu.be/rdnTvgK2o5I) shamelessly stolen from tumblr
Just in case he gets a hole in one!
Reebok bok bok
IPatch
A dinosaur wearing red pajamas.
To keep here legs closed.
Because they'll melt.
Nostalgia
Gt- () An investigator
Space Jammies!
You know you need a psychiatrist!
Ice caps!
Stirrups
Yellow Jackets*
Super Man wears his underwear over his pants..
It's a habit.
Because his boots were at the menders!
It's quite hard to find enough women willing to wear the same outfit.
A birthday pheasant!
Denim Denim Denim
A sheep.
They broke family tradition by making her wear a uniform.
Ahhh-shoes.
A buzzness suit!
Because it is good for the dishwasher to match the stove and refrigerator.
Attire.
Because Chernobyl fall off.
Q: Why can't a blonde dial 911? A: She can't find the eleven.
A. The Ultra Sound guy. Q. Who is the second coolest? A. The Hip replacement dude.
You sail a boatload of young women dressed only in fishing nets down the Nile and urge the pharaoh to go catch a fish.
Formaldehyde
Squawky-talkies!
Because black boards matter.
To get to the dark side.
A knight light
They both go off again two minutes later to remind me of the same thing.
The husband.
She yelled. "It's part of the design," I said, opening up my wardrobe, "Look, I have the entire collection."
Patiently waits as you all Google pics of Yogi Bear*
He couldn't see it coming
His punches Neverland.
A herrocopter
Laundry, because you have to sort the whites from the colors.
