Neither can wear pants
If she's only wearing one sock. (This joke brought to you courtesy the homeless guy outside my local 7-11.) Edit: tweaked the punchline.
Me: You bought me a ski jacket Her: Skiing is a sport!
Your Billie Jeans
A.) Because red means Stop.
A fruit punch.
It's his private eye.
To hide his booty.
OC A parka, son.
So they know where to stop shaving
Wait but that means-" *Hamster at home wearing glorious diamond earrings*
Pants.
Ever try and peel apart a cold grilled cheese sandwich
They are just OFF-full
A guard dog!
Batman isn't wearing hockey pads.
Because red means stop.
A bald beagle!
So that he can sneak up on mice!
T-shoes!
Girl: Apollo neck jumpers
Shhoooooooooooooeeeeeesss!! Shoooooooooooooooooose!
In case he got a hole in one! Ha Ha Ha Ha
Because my wife wore the wrong socks.
A refrigerator wearing a denim jacket
Soccer tee's
Because Tim Hortons already has cameras!
A bellerina!
He kilt himself
Moo moos
White? No particular reason, it's just a habit they have.
They can wear casual clothes to work
Kids: WE DO! YAY!
I'm in the middle of *no Wear*
So they don't get a concussion while bobbing their from head side to side as they are saying "I don't know " whenever you ask them a question.
Because they hate shorts.
You don't ride horses. Me: Why do you wear sneakers You don't sneak.
They have turtlenecks
Leader-hosen.
To get a better grip on the broom
The elephantom of the opera!
ME: wearing a wedding dress Compliments
Because he's a man of the nice watch
Thunderwear!
Lacoste intolerant.
Q: Why did the chicken cross the road naked A: Because chickens don't wear clothes.
I replied, "Wooden shoe like to know."
Open Toad sandals...
There are no other giant, mutated turtles. No one's gonna mistake a different turtle for you.
An algeabra....
Me: Oh, you'd be there, too
So they know where to stop shaving.
An algebra
No woman wears the same attire every year.
They both wear stripes!
Dark Soles Terrible gaming pun. My friend posted this on FB, thought I would share.
If only I hadn't taken so many drugs I'd know this.
A law suit.
Free Willy
Labs!
Herr Jordan
I feel a bit overdressed.
Because "B" shells would be too small!
They like to express the right to bear arms.
A cheeseburka
Because I wore the wrong sock that day.
Cuz they'll get chapped lips. Brr.
You would call it a dog. A dog wearing a watch is not a watchdog.
Make him wear shoes.
Liberace
The handycap.
Because she didn't want to get hearing-AIDS.
Flip flips
A petticoat!
The guy would survive the first round.
Denim denim denim...
It's groovy!
Because she wanted to be a Polly unsaturated!
I knew you'd be mad so I made you one too
The man responds "If I'm going to be im-po-tant, I want to look im-po-tant!"
Muay Thai
Depends
Reebok bok bok
Because there's no point in it.
Because their knee grows.
A bow T.I.E.
In case he got a hole in one.
Thunderwear.
Second Clown: I always perform in the big top.
Because you start wearing less and going out more
She grew out of her B - shells!
Algae-bras
Sheer habit.
Doublet or nothing.
Her *algaebra*.
There's no point to it
Plus sizes!
Because you'd make a spectacle of yourself.
Shoos.
Because he sleeps on a waterbed!
The Hanky chief (Yes this is all my own work, I thank you) No I am not a dad
So long and thanks for all the fish." Edit: Everyone hates me.
Yep, people are just dying to get in there
People are dying to get in.
It was unmiscible.
Not getting hard.
Second fella says "A kilt of course!" First fella "What's the tartin " "She's wearing white" says his pal
Cause it was on a Sunday and the banks were closed
Me: Maybe you're pregnant Wife: What's wrong with you *damn you webMD, damn you.
Pregnant wife: She won't. She waits till she's born 5: Right. Just like no one pees in the pool
The pal asks. "Waiting for me to get home."
Let's go PAL.
On a Freudian Slip
A Freudian slip.
Goldfish: I forgot Goldfish 911: Forgot what Goldfish: WHO IS THIS Goldfish 911: I DON'T KNOW
He drops it like it's hot.
