There are no other giant, mutated turtles. No one's gonna mistake a different turtle for you.
An algeabra....
An algebra
No woman wears the same attire every year.
They both wear stripes!
Dark Soles Terrible gaming pun. My friend posted this on FB, thought I would share.
A law suit.
Labs!
Herr Jordan
I feel a bit overdressed.
Because "B" shells would be too small!
They like to express the right to bear arms.
Cuz they'll get chapped lips. Brr.
Make him wear shoes.
Liberace
The handycap.
Because she didn't want to get hearing-AIDS.
Flip flips
A petticoat!
The guy would survive the first round.
Denim denim denim...
It's groovy!
Because she wanted to be a Polly unsaturated!
Muay Thai
Depends
Reebok bok bok
Because there's no point in it.
Because their knee grows.
A bow T.I.E.
In case he got a hole in one.
Thunderwear.
Second Clown: I always perform in the big top.
Because you start wearing less and going out more
She grew out of her B - shells!
Algae-bras
Sheer habit.
Doublet or nothing.
Her *algaebra*.
There's no point to it
Plus sizes!
Because you'd make a spectacle of yourself.
Shoos.
Because he sleeps on a waterbed!
He just couldn't ever see himself wearing it.
To prevent them from whistling.
They wear snowcaps.
Mosqui-toes.
Lawsuits.
A boo-tie.
So they can get a good grip on the broomstick
He was going as a banana.
Their peckers are on their heads.
Get Cape. Wear Cape. Fly
He wears a coat and pants.
So they don't whistle on the way down.
The Lone Lemon.
So his feet wouldn't fall asleep.
He wanted to go bear foot.
Loafers.
Puss in boots!
Because then you'd be a barnacle.
Khakaws!
They wear snow caps. *cringe* Courtesy of Westjet's horrible phone line.
Thunderwear
An Easter bunnet!
Chuck Norris.
Because he's a two timer.
A dandy lion!
He kept writing down everything we said, he gave me the crepes.
Denim Denim Denim Denim Denim Denim Deniiiiim
Regular rocks are too heavy.
They only wear Trunks.
No- Good. Yes- That's too much.
A fridge wearing a denim jacket.
The pair with no sole.
Because they lactose.
They get chapped lips
They could get chapped lips!
Boots and pants and boots and pants and boots and pants...
He wears the cardboard box on his boots.
A waist of time
A Peter Parka
ME: I'm not wearing a costume
So she could walk across snooker tables without being seen.
Boooooooooooooots
Because it's a ZEBRA.
Stripey pyjamas!
Hide-and-Sikh
Me, to a baby wearing a Metallica shirt at the grocery store.
An Amoeba.
Denim denim denim
To stop themselves sinking into the sand. Why did the ostrich stick its head in the sand To look at the camels who forgot to put their sandals on.
A wash and wear wolf
I AM THORRRR!!!" His horse perks up and says "Well, then wear a thaddle thilly."
Caitlin you my trainers tonight I'm wearing them!
Because "B" shells are to small and "D" shells are too big.
When I ride a motorcycle... I wear protection.
At the end of the day I'm just a guy in a bikini on the bus.
Because I wore the wrong pair of socks this morning.
Disguise!
She yelled. "It's part of the design," I said, opening up my wardrobe, "Look, I have the entire collection."
Cause it was on a Sunday and the banks were closed
Reflect! I use this dadjoke on my pregnant wife every day when she goes out for walks after dark and wears a safety vest.. 'Now honey, don't forget to reflect on all sorts of things, especially car headlights!'
I usually sleep ON the bed. #DadJoke
Because he heard the snowblower was coming.
Incase he got a hole in one. HEHE one of my favs. Whats your fav joke?
Cell phones.
Comcast
I don't think you understand the gravity of the situation.
From crawling across the street when the sign said "don't walk".
Darth-tagnan
None. They glow in the dark.
Their mind
Astronomy is about things too big to wrap your head around, while gastronomy is about things small enough to wrap your head around.
