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Sunny Day Jokes

What do you mean he's your half son?

What do you mean what do I mean?" replied the man. He went on to explain "My son has half my genes, that makes him my half-son." The woman he was talking to decided he was crazy and without replying walked past him. She looked back and noticed his neck was red, after all it was a sunny day.

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Your Age Is Only Math

What do we call of spill of the world's most abundant resource?

A sunny day.

Why do trees seem suspicious on sunny days?

Dunno, they're just a bit shady.

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Explain Jokes More Explain Jokes

What did Peyton Manning said to his younger brother about the new NFL rule?

ELI5 (explain me like I am five)

How many times does a woman laugh after you tell her a joke?

Three. When you tell it to her, then when you explain it to her, and then when she gets it.

Son Jokes More Son Jokes

What mom loves... Son: Mom, why is my cousin's name rose?

Mom: Well son, your aunt really loves flowers! Son: Mom, what do you love Mom: Richard, stop asking so many questions!

How do you call sons of australians and germans?

Men at Work

Tree Jokes More Tree Jokes

What kind of tree smells like bacon?

Original) A Porcupine!

How do you know when you're too drunk to drive?

When you swerve to miss a tree and realize it was your air freshener

Look Jokes More Look Jokes

What ringtone have you got?

Murphy asked Paddy, "What ringtone have you got " Paddy said, "I've never really looked, but probably light brown

Why do mice have long tails?

Well they'd look silly with long hair!

Mean Jokes More Mean Jokes

How many Southerners does it take to change a lightbulb?

Change Whatever do you mean, *change*

Where are the groceries?

ME: Bacon was on sale. WIFE: Oh god, what does that mean *sound of dump truck backing into driveway*

Reply Jokes More Reply Jokes

What blod type are you?

I replied "Typo".

Which side is it best to lie on?

She asked. "The side that pays your fee" replied the doctor.

Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

Why do women have cleaner minds than men?

Because they change theirs more often

Why don't women drink beer at the beach?

Because they'll get sand in their Schlitz.

Walk Jokes More Walk Jokes

How do you find the Pun Bar?

You just walk into it

What's the difference between a doctor and God?

God doesn't walk around thinking he's a doctor.