Sunny Day Jokes

What do we call of spill of the world's most abundant resource?

A sunny day.

Everyday Deserves a Joke

Everyday Deserves a Joke

Why do trees seem suspicious on sunny days?

Dunno, they're just a bit shady.

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Reply Jokes More Reply Jokes

When she got in front of the judge he asked, "first offender?

She replied, "No. First a Gibson, second a Fender."

What products do I use for grooming?

She was a bit taken aback when I replied, "Facebook."

Look Jokes More Look Jokes

How can you tell a lawyer is lying?

Other lawyers look interested.

How do you find Will Smith in the snow?

You look for the fresh prints!

Mean Jokes More Mean Jokes

What'd you have for breakfast?

Me: A bowl of Oreos. CW: Lol you mean Cherrios Me: No.

What is the average Math teacher like?

Mean.

Neck Jokes More Neck Jokes

Why do cows have bells around their necks?

Because their horns don't work.

What do you call a lawyer up to his neck in cement?

Not enough cement EDIT: Okay thanks for pointing out that I messed up the wording but the joke is supposed to be the funny part

Explain Jokes More Explain Jokes

What did the wife spider say to her husband when he tried to explain why he was late?

Your spinning me a yarn here!

Whats does dissecting a frog and explaining a joke have in common?

Sure, you know how it works, but now it's dead.

Man Jokes More Man Jokes

What did one renewable power source say to the other?

How did I wind up here I don't know man just go with the flow.

What do you call a man with three arms and a pegleg?

I have no idea because the actual joke is always in the comments.

Son Jokes More Son Jokes

Who's the best Mom ever?

Son: Oprah! Me: Gimme the damn cookies back! Son: See Oprah GIVES, she doesn't take!

What did the overbearing mother melon say to her son and his girlfriend?

You Cantaloupe.

Talk Jokes More Talk Jokes

What is the difference between a introverted engineer and an extroverted engineer?

An introverted engineer looks at his feet when he talks to you. An extroverted engineer looks at YOUR feet when he talks to you!

Where does a cow go when he is so upset he doesn't feel like talking?

A moo'd specialist.