Second Caribou: Evel Boll Weevil.
Hose B
Second Caribou: Micky Moth!
Receiving a text from your girlfriend saying that you're breaking up or receiving a second text after saying that it was supposed to be for someone else
What's white and sticky and hangs from the clouds. The second coming of the Lord
God: Like one second. Mortal: What is a million dollars like to you God: Like one penny. Mortal: Can I have a penny God: Just a second.
The twenty second ones and the thirty second ones
Disappointed.
Dave: I wish I was rich. Genie: Granted, what's your second wish Rich: I want lots of money.
He was a body-builder
Because it was More ER Tea.
Twelve
The second Eskimo says "Alaska."
Because XD Edit: Sorry about the typo the second are is not supposed to be here
Three. One to post it, the second to post a better punchline in the comments, and the third to complain that it's a repost.
It makes no sense, he's not a good driver, he and all his friends are always stuck in second gear
Two: one to get it 95% done, and the second to give it the twist at the end.
Find out after the break.
Amhere What do you call the second migrant off the boat Amhere Azwel What do you call the third migrant off the boat Amhere Azwell Azhim
Second to third, because there's a short stop in the middle!
To go to the second hand shop
Because you don't have to wait an hour for seconds.
Wife:What is 10 years with me Husband:A second. Wife:What is $1000 for me Husband:A coin. Wife: Ok give me a coin. Husband:Wait a second
Because they pull out at the last second.
Leap Day, but Spring Forward is a close second.
Because a vasectomy would heal in seconds and he doesn't look like he'd wear a rubber or pull out.
The Sioux chef
SECOND PIGLET: He signs his letters with lots of hogs and kisses.
That's a reservation reservation reservation. (Credit to Brian Regan)
Warden at juvenile detention center.
It went back four seconds.
12. January 2nd, February 2nd, March 2nd, April 2nd.... etc
The second one.
The first guy says "Ouch!" and the second says "Yeah, I didn't see it either."
A coin to scratch it with.
Change.
Like what if you find a penny
Damn it!
He was thrown out at home. - His two balls got a strike.
The U.S. potato can still compete in the Special Olympics.
Being normal.
Because business is booming.
Motorist: I thought it was good place. It says "Safety Zone."
A bear-icade
Cosecant
Are you Thor
She replied 'oh, two or three' Now I know why her marriage didn't last long
The constellation prize.
They both came in a little behind.
