That's a reservation reservation reservation. (Credit to Brian Regan)
It went back four seconds.
12. January 2nd, February 2nd, March 2nd, April 2nd.... etc
The second one.
The first guy says "Ouch!" and the second says "Yeah, I didn't see it either."
An Angel A crowd of women in heaven - A host of Angels And all women in heaven - PEACE ON EARTH!
To hold up their pants.
A honey bunny.
It was time to split.
They want to.
Wife: "Nothing. I want a traditional, non-talking one."
It's 9.18 am and 12 seconds no wait - 13 seconds no wait - 14 seconds no wait......
13 seconds of eye contact.
Date Simon Cowell.
They start with 2 million.
God save the kin.
Praise the Load
Thief: They steal your money then run Politician: They run and then steal your money
I stole an ostrich, it chases me around the house all day, i hate it