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What did the Japanese Journey covers band sing at the funeral?

Don't stop, bereaving!

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Stop Jokes More Stop Jokes

What's the difference between a cow and September 11?

You stop milking a cow after 10 years.

Why do stop lights turn red?

You would turn red too if you had to change in front of everybody.

Cover Jokes More Cover Jokes

Why did the hotel refuse hospitality to the Navy?

They didn't want their rooms covered with seamen.

What's green, lies in a ditch, and is covered in cookie crumbs?

A girl scout that got hit by a car.

Sing Jokes More Sing Jokes

Why does Helen Keller play the piano with only one hand?

Because she uses the other one to sing.

What old-time song is the burgers' favourite?

Hammy' - as sung by Al Jolson!

Journey Jokes More Journey Jokes

What does a ship weigh when she leaves for a journey?

Anchor.

What song did Kim Jong Il request be played at his funeral?

Journey - Don't Stop Bereaving.

Band Jokes More Band Jokes

What happens when you cross the band "The Knack" and a bottle of Corona?

A song called "My Corona"

What is Queen's (the band, not the monarch) favourite type of luggage?

Carry ooooooooonnnn, carry ooooooonnnnnnnnnn

Bereave Jokes More Bereave Jokes

What did the Chinese man say when he found out his mother died?

I can't bereave it!

Why didn't the Asian man cry when his wife died?

Because he just couldn't bereave it.

Japanese Jokes More Japanese Jokes

What do you call a Japanese Cougar with exceptional taste?

Umami

What the Japanese version of mission impossible?

Miso impossible

Funeral Jokes More Funeral Jokes

Why don't poor people go to funerals?

They can't afford to pay respects.

Why did the dog go to the funeral?

Because he was a paw bearer.