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What did the Japanese Journey covers band sing at the funeral?

Don't stop, bereaving!

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Stop Jokes More Stop Jokes

Why did the knight stop using the internet?

Because he was sick of chainmail.

Which do you let in first?

Your dog, because it'll stop barking once you let it in.

Cover Jokes More Cover Jokes

Why does the Asian News Anchor not stand up from behind his desk during presidential races?

Because he's covering an erection!

How'd the date go?

Not good. Too many red flags. *Flashback to her house being covered with USSR flags* I think she might be a communist.

Sing Jokes More Sing Jokes

Why was the attorney kicked out of choir?

All she could sing was, "Law, law, law, law, law, law, law."

What are your intentions with our daughter?

Uh I need someone to sing the girl parts of Grease songs with me

Journey Jokes More Journey Jokes

What does a ship weigh when she leaves for a journey?

Anchor.

Why does the Fonz dress up as an insect when going on a journey?

Because he wants to get from ayy to bee.

Band Jokes More Band Jokes

What band was Harambe In?

Gorillaz

What did the band Weezer say about the nudist beach?

All the mammaries made me want to go back there!

Bereave Jokes More Bereave Jokes

Why was the Chinese Journey cover band a failure?

Their only hit was Don't Stop Bereaving.

What did the Japanese Journey covers band sing at the funeral?

Don't stop, bereaving!

Japanese Jokes More Japanese Jokes

What food do Japanese people serve as an apology when they have offended someone?

Miso sorry...

How do Japanese people refer to American politicians?

Parti-san

Funeral Jokes More Funeral Jokes

What does a Necrophiliac get at funerals?

Mourning Wood

What is the one thing you shouldn't do at a funeral?

The corpse.