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What did the Japanese Journey covers band sing at the funeral?

Don't stop, bereaving!

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Stop Jokes More Stop Jokes

Why did Tiger Woods stop designing golf courses?

He couldn't keep it down to 18 holes.

What is your emergency?

Me: I love you. 911: Hang up. Me: No you hang up. 911: Stop. Me: This is so us.

Cover Jokes More Cover Jokes

Why did Dairy Queen get pregnant?

Burger King didn't cover his whopper.

What did u do last night?

Me: I drowned my swallows in whiskey Don't u mean sorrows Me covering tub of dead birds: is that the saying

Sing Jokes More Sing Jokes

What do "Jingle Bells" sung by Mike Tyson and a green and red g-string have in common?

They're both Christmith Thongs.

Why is that whenever we talk about Pokémon, we sing the theme song?

Because I wanna be the very best, like no one ever was.

Journey Jokes More Journey Jokes

What does a ship weigh when she leaves for a journey?

Anchor.

Why was the Chinese Journey cover band a failure?

Their only hit was Don't Stop Bereaving.

Band Jokes More Band Jokes

What instrument do piggys play in a band?

Pigcussion!

What is Queen's (the band, not the monarch) favourite type of luggage?

Carry ooooooooonnnn, carry ooooooonnnnnnnnnn

Bereave Jokes More Bereave Jokes

What did the Chinese man say when he found out his mother died?

I can't bereave it!

What did the Japanese Journey covers band sing at the funeral?

Don't stop, bereaving!

Japanese Jokes More Japanese Jokes

Who is Ed McMahon's favorite Japanese Filmmaker?

Hiyooooo Miyazaki.

What do all Japanese Airmen wear eye patches?

Because they're pirots!

Funeral Jokes More Funeral Jokes

What do necrophiliacs get when they wake up on the day of a funeral?

Mourning Wood

How do you spot a necrophiliac at a funeral?

Mourning wood.