How do you get a kid out from a microwave?

Please answer before my wife gets home!

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Wife Jokes More Wife Jokes

Which ones?

Wife: BLTOUR & E Me: Well, that could spell trouble

Why do you love your puppy more than you love your wife?

Because the puppy only knows the tricks you taught her

Kid Jokes More Kid Jokes

What type of punch hurts kids the most?

A sandy hook

What did the kid ask the Pirate?

Kid asks, "Where are your buccaneers?" Pirate replies, "They're under my Buccan Hat!"

Answer Jokes More Answer Jokes

Why did the blind guy have a burnt face?

He answered the iron.

How do you put elephant in the fridge?

Answer is open the door and just put the elephant in the fridge.

Microwave Jokes More Microwave Jokes

What does a blonde do when her computer freezes?

She puts in in the microwave.

How long does it take To microwave a baby?

I'm too busy jerking of to watch a timer.