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How do you get a kid out from a microwave?

Please answer before my wife gets home!

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Wife Jokes More Wife Jokes

Why did the janitor file for a divorce?

He found his wife sweeping with someone else.

What do you throw a drowning aboriginal?

His wife and kids

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Why don't ghosts have kids?

Because they have Hollow-Weinies

What do mother's who boycott pharmacy drugs and kids who stop playing valve's fps' have in common?

They are both over the counter strike

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How much did the pie cost?

Answer in comments

What's 41 times 11?

I can't find the answer anywhere.

Microwave Jokes More Microwave Jokes

What My Friend Said Once They Discovered The Existence of Gravitational Waves?

Friend: Good, now they will make microwaves that cook my chicken fingers faster. Say what now

Why can't you surf on microwaves?

Because they're too small.