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Why did the blonde make love in the microwave?

She wanted to have a baby in 9 minutes.

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Want Jokes More Want Jokes

Why did Micheal Jackson want to be a camp counselor?

He would give Merit Badges for pitching a tent.

Why are there only 49 'Black Miss America' contestants?

Because none of them want to be Miss I-da-ho

Microwave Jokes More Microwave Jokes

Why dont applebees employees wear watches?

Cuz theres a clock on the microwave

Why was the surfer such a bad cook?

All he could handle was the microwave

Baby Jokes More Baby Jokes

What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon?

One is fun to hit with a sledgehammer, the other is a watermelon.

How do you stop a baby from crawling in a circle?

Nail it's other hand to the floor.

Love Jokes More Love Jokes

Why does Jesus like Japanese food?

Because he loves miso

What's the difference between like, love and lust?

Spit Swallow Gargle