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Why did the blonde make love in the microwave?

She wanted to have a baby in 9 minutes.

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What did the rich bald man want before he died?

Heairs.

What did Jared Fogle say when his wife told him she wanted kids?

Me too*

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Why dont applebees employees wear watches?

Cuz theres a clock on the microwave

Why did the blonde make love in the microwave?

She wanted to have a baby in 9 minutes.

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How many babies does it take to paint a house?

Depends on how hard you throw them.

Why is there a strange baby in the crib?

Daughter: You told me to change the baby.

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What do alcoholics and necropheliacs have in common?

They both love to crack open a cold one.

What did Casper say to his girlfriend?

I love you, boo!!