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Why did the blonde make love in the microwave?

She wanted to have a baby in 9 minutes.

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What did Jesus want when he appeared on a piece of toast?

Miracle whip.

Why are millionaires bad at swimming?

Because they drown at their own wealth Edit: I got down voted :(I thought of that in my head and just wanted to share it

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Where do fleas go to surf?

To the microwave.

What My Friend Said Once They Discovered The Existence of Gravitational Waves?

Friend: Good, now they will make microwaves that cook my chicken fingers faster. Say what now

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What would Arnold Schwarzenegger say if you asked him his favorite holiday?

You have to love Easter, baby." (OC)

Why won't Arnold Schwarzenegger upgrade to windows 10?

Because: he still loves vista,baby!

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What did the butcher say to the cow?

I love you for your inner beauty.

What do farts and children have in common?

You love your own, but hate everyone else's.