Why did the blonde make love in the microwave?

She wanted to have a baby in 9 minutes.

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What does a girl want more than anything?

Nothing. She is fine.

Why did the vampire go to hospital?

He wanted his ghoulstones removed.

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What does a baby sound like when you put it in the microwave?

Idk, I was too busy jacking off...

What's "saying grace?

Me: It's when we thank the one who provided our food. 4-year-old: We thank the microwave

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What's up in the sky, oh so high?

A baby falling out of an airplane.

How does a baby Wookie get around?

Ewoks

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What do you do when you love a hotel?

You Mariott

What do you get when a Mexican and Muslim have a child?

A kid who loves halalpenos