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What's the worst part about getting AIDS?

Having to tell your friend his kids should get tested.

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Kid Jokes More Kid Jokes

Why did the kids tell jokes to the mirror?

They wanted to see it crack up!

What's the appropriate age to take the electric shock collar off your kid?

My son's 10 years... hold on... OFF THE COUCH! brb... convulsing.

Tell Jokes More Tell Jokes

How do you tell the difference between a Syrian hospital and an ISIS military base?

I don't know either, Johnny, just fly the drone.

How can you tell if someone who's having a temper tantrum is on the phone?

You get a tizzy signal!

Friend Jokes More Friend Jokes

What did the poor composer say to his friend?

I am baroque, can you lend me some money?

Why don't you chat with us in the kitchenette in the morning?

Me: Because I'm not paid to be your friend & you say kitchenette.

Bad Jokes More Bad Jokes

What is the worst part of a prostate exam?

Feeling the doctor's hands on your shoulders.

Whats the worst part about a black out in Detroit?

All the pairs of floating eyes

Aids Jokes More Aids Jokes

What's the name of the virus that causes AIDS?

Are you positive

What do you get if you share your Earbuds with all your friends?

Hearing AIDS.

Test Jokes More Test Jokes

Why doesn't ISIS Like School?

Because they always bombed their tests.

What do you say if you're testing a new firearm?

I'll take a shot