Having to tell your friend his kids should get tested.
I may be blind, but I can see why kids love the taste of Cinnamon Toast Crunch.
Right where you left him
Me: I mustard the troops. General: ... Me: Just as you told me to, sir.
They thought the traveling salesman told the farmer to put his name on the dotted swine.
Greg if you're a friend, Gregory if you were introduced, Mr. Abdalla if you're doing business with one another.
Friend:
It's a lot of dam work.
When you get there, you turn into the driveway. Ba-dum-bum! Don't forget to tip your waitress!
You're always positive
Because AIDS gets the girl
Not Pregnant
Coat-Hanger Abortions
