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How do you tell the difference between a Syrian hospital and an ISIS military base?

I don't know either, Johnny, just fly the drone.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a robber and a politician?

Politicians run BEFORE they steal your money.

What's the difference between a gun and amnesia?

Oh shoot, I forgot...

Know Jokes More Know Jokes

How was I supposed to know they meant combined?

They really look like adults, especially the 20-years old

What is the outside of a tree called?

Student:I don't know. Teacher: Bark, my child, bark. Student: Bow, wow, wow.

Tell Jokes More Tell Jokes

How do you know when a woman is about to say some thing intelligent?

She starts her sentance with "A man once told me"

What did the gamer wife told his gamer husband after they got divorced?

Good support in-game, bad in giving child support. gg no re

Fly Jokes More Fly Jokes

What's the difference between the ISIS headquarters and a kindergarten?

I don't know, I just fly the drone.

What has four legs a tail whiskers and flies?

A dead cat.

Isis Jokes More Isis Jokes

What is ISIS?

They are Radical!!! Please don't hurt me....

What's the difference between a school and an ISIS training camp?

I don't know, i just fly the drone

Syrian Jokes More Syrian Jokes

What did the Syrians use to light their homes before candles?

A. Electricity.

How do you tell the difference between a Syrian hospital and an ISIS military base?

I don't know either, Johnny, just fly the drone.

Drone Jokes More Drone Jokes

What's the difference between a terrorist and a civilian?

I don't know man, I just fly the drones.

What's the difference between a preschool and a terrorist training camp?

Don't ask me...I just fly the drones!

Johnny Jokes More Johnny Jokes

Why did little Johnny lose his ice cream?

He got his by a bus. My little brother just told me this!

What does Johnny Depp yell when a tree falls in the forest?

Timbuuuuuurrrrrrrrton!