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How do you tell the difference between a Syrian hospital and an ISIS military base?

I don't know either, Johnny, just fly the drone.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What is the difference between a Greek spearman and a pale beer?

One is hoplite, and the other a light hops.

What's the difference between a refugee and E.T?

E.T learned English and wanted to go home.

Know Jokes More Know Jokes

What did Wiz Khalifa say when he was asked his opinion on the dress?

Yeah, uh huh, you know what it is.

What happened when the elephant sat on the car?

Everyone knows a Mercedes Bends!

Tell Jokes More Tell Jokes

How can you tell if a violin is out of tune?

The bow is moving.

What would be Jeopardy?

If this popular game show told a joke, it would put the punchline first.

Fly Jokes More Fly Jokes

What would happen if pigs could fly?

Bacon would go up!

What do you call a white man flying a plane?

Clive, usually.

Isis Jokes More Isis Jokes

Why is ISIS going after programs?

Because they are executable

What's colder than ice cream?

ISIS

Syrian Jokes More Syrian Jokes

Who played Gandalf in the Islamic version of Lord of the Rings?

Syrian Mckellen

How does a Syrian family have a meal?

The men provide the food and the women do the cooking, leaving the children to wash up afterwards.

Drone Jokes More Drone Jokes

What's the difference between a secret Taliban hideout and an Afghan public school?

I don't know, I just fly the drone

Whats the difference between a terrorist camp and a high school?

I don't know, I just fly drones.

Johnny Jokes More Johnny Jokes

What does Johnny Depp yell when a tree falls in the forest?

Timbuuuuuurrrrrrrrton!

Why did little Johnny fall off the swing?

He didn't have arms. Why did little Sarah fall off her bike Someone threw a fridge at her.