How do you tell the difference between a Syrian hospital and an ISIS military base?

I don't know either, Johnny, just fly the drone.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between your mom and a washing machine?

If I dump a load in a washing machine it doesn't follow me around for the next few weeks.

What's the difference between a Scotsman and a Rolling Stone?

A Rolling Stone says "hey you get off of my cloud!" while a Scotsman says "Hey McLeod get off of my ewe!"

Know Jokes More Know Jokes

How does one know a man is going to say something smart?

His senentences start with "A woman once told me.."

What did the knife say to the pretty lady?

Nothing, she knew what was coming...

Tell Jokes More Tell Jokes

What did the flower say when she was begged not to tell a secret?

Chrysanthemum's the word.

What is harder than telling the difference between Chinese people?

Telling the difference between Chinese people with down syndrome.

Fly Jokes More Fly Jokes

Why does Peter Pan fly?

Because if someone hit your peter with a pan, you'd fly too!!

What is the difference between a terrorist hideout and a school?

How should I know? I just fly the drones.

Isis Jokes More Isis Jokes

What's the difference between a school and an ISIS training camp?

I don't know, i just fly the drone

What do you call the 72 virgins that Allah gave isis?

Goats

Syrian Jokes More Syrian Jokes

Who played Gandalf in the Islamic version of Lord of the Rings?

Syrian Mckellen

How many Syrians does it take to launch a missle?

Two. One to launch it, and one to watch CNN to find out where it landed.

Drone Jokes More Drone Jokes

What's the difference between a taliban outpost and an Afghani Elementary school?

I don't know, I just fly the drones

What's the difference between a Syrian school and a terrorist camp?

I don't know, I'm just flying the drone

Johnny Jokes More Johnny Jokes

What do they call Bro Chads in the U.K.?

Bloke chaps. Play me off Johnny!

What has 100 legs but can't walk?

Johnny: 50 pairs of pants? Jimmy: No, A centipede. Jhonny: What? why? Jimmy: Because I squished it