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How do you tell the difference between a Syrian hospital and an ISIS military base?

I don't know either, Johnny, just fly the drone.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a horse and a 13 year old boy?

The horse knows when I'm grooming him.

What's the difference between foreplay and KFC?

Once you're finished with the breasts and thighs, you're left with a greasy box to put your bone in.

Know Jokes More Know Jokes

What's the difference between an entomologist and an etymologist?

An etymologist knows.

What do you call a beast made entirely from egg whites?

A Meringue-u-tang!!! Note: I know it's spelled Orangutan.

Tell Jokes More Tell Jokes

Why did the boy take a pencil and paper to bed?

He was told to draw the curtains before going to sleep.

How can you tell when a salesperson is lying?

His lips are moving.

Fly Jokes More Fly Jokes

What do you call a flying Jedi?

A skywalker. (I'm really sorry)

What did the pilot who fail flying school did when he went home?

Got high.

Isis Jokes More Isis Jokes

How do you stop ISIS?

Leave some milk in the sun for a few days.

Whats the ISIS members' astrological sign?

Sad terrorist

Syrian Jokes More Syrian Jokes

What does a Syrian pirate say?

Allah AkbARRR

What did the Syrians use to light their homes before candles?

A. Electricity.

Drone Jokes More Drone Jokes

How do you tell the difference between a Syrian hospital and an ISIS military base?

I don't know either, Johnny, just fly the drone.

What's the difference between a School and an ISIS training ground?

I don't know man, I just fly the drone

Johnny Jokes More Johnny Jokes

What's worse: ignorance or indifference?

Johnny", responds his dad, " I neither know nor care." Edit: granma grammar.

What does Johnny Depp say when cutting down trees?

TIMBUUUUUUUURTON