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How do you get elected president of my pants?

By the vote of the Erectional College...

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Why should we elect Gabe Newell as President of the United States?

So there won't be a World War III.

What do you call a foreign born communist running for President?

Ted Cruz

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What kind of pants do ghosts wear?

Boo jeans.

What's Mario's favorite type of pants?

DenimDenimDenim*

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Who did Alaska vote for?

Berrrnie Sanders H/T: wife

What do you call a pig that votes?

Polled pork.

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Why should we elect Gabe Newell as President of the United States?

So there won't be a World War III.

How do you know when a joke has gone too far?

It's elected President.