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How do you get elected president of my pants?

By the vote of the Erectional College...

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President Jokes More President Jokes

Why didn't the President fight with the chair?

Because we don't negotiate with chair-orrists.

Which bird ran for President?

H. Ross Parrot

Pant Jokes More Pant Jokes

What type of pants do you need to start a car?

Cargo pants

What did the boy say after the tailor made fun of him for not wearing pants?

Hey, why don't you cut me some slacks?

Vote Jokes More Vote Jokes

What's the biggest lie of the election?

Voting machines aren't hackable.

What is it like to mod r/news?

This thread has been locked. You will unable to vote or comment.

Elect Jokes More Elect Jokes

What do you get when you elect Bernie Sander's son as president?

A son Bern

How do you know Bernie Sanders got elected?

All your stuff has been donated to charity