How do you get elected president of my pants?

By the vote of the Erectional College...

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Who was the last President of China?

Yes he was.

What did the Mexican wife say to her Husband?

You'll never be president, Jeb.

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Why were the suspenders arrested?

For holding up a pair of pants.

What does JCPenny and teenagers have in common?

Pants 50% off

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What do phone books and women have in common?

They both couldn't vote before 1920

Whats the most stupid thing you've seen a Bernie Sanders supporter do?

Vote for Bernie in a primary.

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What do you call a dog who got re-elected for mayor?

A dog with pawlitical experience.

How do you know Bernie Sanders got elected?

All your stuff has been donated to charity