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How do you get elected president of my pants?

By the vote of the Erectional College...

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What happens when the president of the United States has to use the bathroom?

The state of alert in the White House rises to Defecate 2.

What did the US President with Alzheimer's ask his wife?

Who are you

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What kind of pants do the Super Mario Bros. wear?

Denim denim denim.....

What kind of pants do ghosts wear?

Boo jeans.

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Who should we vote for the next president?

Gabe Newell. There will never be a World War 3.

Why can't Bernie Sanders win the election?

Because 12 year olds can't vote. Edit: I'm actually somewhat of a Bernie supporter, I'm just joking about how he has a lot of youth backing him.

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How do you know when a joke has gone too far?

It's elected President.

How do you get elected president of my pants?

By the vote of the Erectional College...