What did the Syrians use to light their homes before candles?

A. Electricity.

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What do Australian emos use to cut their wrists?

Rise up lights

Why is it fun to play with matches?

They're lit.

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What do you use when you are drowning in women?

A flirtation device.

What do you call a Russian ninja?

Shneakoff (I apologise, this is my first ever post so I'm using that as my excuse)

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What does a Syrian pirate say?

Allah AkbARRR

What's the difference between a Syrian school and a terrorist camp?

I don't know, I'm just flying the drone

Candle Jokes More Candle Jokes

Why couldn't the candle get any sleep?

Because there's no rest for the wicked.

What's the Primary Directive in a nunnery (convent)?

Lights out at nine, candles out at ten...

Home Jokes More Home Jokes

Why are you sleeping at your desk?

Me: Because my bed is at home.

What did the Mexican say with one sleeve rolled up and one sleeve not?

Not even, homes