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What did the Syrians use to light their homes before candles?

A. Electricity.

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Light Jokes More Light Jokes

How does a blonde turn on the light after making love?

Opens the car door.

Why is the Force like duct tape?

It has a dark side, a light side, and it holds the universe together.

Use Jokes More Use Jokes

What do prisoners use to call each other?

Cell phones.

What do bees do if they want to use public transport?

Wait at a buzz stop!

Syrian Jokes More Syrian Jokes

How does a Syrian family have a meal?

The men provide the food and the women do the cooking, leaving the children to wash up afterwards.

Who played Gandalf in the Islamic version of Lord of the Rings?

Syrian Mckellen

Candle Jokes More Candle Jokes

What did the Syrians use to light their homes before candles?

A. Electricity.

What did the candle say when he was down on his luck?

I'm at wick's end.

Home Jokes More Home Jokes

What did the oyster say when the monster broke into his home?

Shucks

What is the hamburgers' most familiar song?

Home on the Range'!