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Why is the UK suddenly a happy place?

Because now they too have a day to light fireworks on!

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Light Jokes More Light Jokes

What is the most-ignored rule in a convent?

Lights out at nine, candles out at ten.

Who turns the lights off at Halloween?

The light's witch!

Day Jokes More Day Jokes

How was your first day at school?

Son: It was all right except for some man called "Teacher" who kept spoiling all our fun!

What was Santa's Christmas-present for the kid with no hands?

New gloves for the cold days

Uk Jokes More Uk Jokes

What's the difference between Hillary's e-mails and the UK leaving the EU?

Hillary got off Scott-free.

Which UK party will the sleeping pigs be voting for in May?

The Lay-Boar Party.

Firework Jokes More Firework Jokes

What would you say to a rocket shaped infant?

Baby, You're a Firework

Why wasn't Euro Disney popular?

Every time they set off the fireworks, the French surrendered.