Because now they too have a day to light fireworks on!
Brighton-der the light of the moon!
Just two, but you're going to need a lot of patience and light bulbs.
About a day.
X-post from /r/punny Because you can't end on a prep position.
I was asked on an internet forum. "Because you're not allowed to take them on planes," I answered.
Because if they were made in the UK they would be called microcrisps.
Every time they set off the fireworks, the French surrendered.
Because every time they shoot them off, the French try to surrender.
