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Why is the UK suddenly a happy place?

Because now they too have a day to light fireworks on!

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Light Jokes More Light Jokes

Why didn't the Photon have any luggage on the plane?

He was Travelling Light

What did soviet russians use for lighting before they started using candles?

Electricity.

Day Jokes More Day Jokes

What's the best time of the day?

6:30...

Where'v you been all day?

At the beauty salon" "Were they closed! "

Uk Jokes More Uk Jokes

What's the difference between Hillary's e-mails and the UK leaving the EU?

Hillary got off Scott-free.

Why was the UKIP voter angry?

Because he didn't like the look of the Poles (for this to make sense, pretend the UK election hasn't happened yet)

Firework Jokes More Firework Jokes

What do you call fireworks that don't work?

Fireunemployed.

What do you get when you cross a tyrannosaurus rex with fireworks?

DINO-MITE!