How about pets?

That's fine" dog walks in and lights up "We'll take it"

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Why do stop lights turn red?

You would turn red too if you had to change in front of everybody.

Where does light go to jail?

Prism

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What do you call a smug prisoner walking down stairs?

A condescending con descending

Why did the black man walk backwards?

I have no idea, Your Honor, but he was coming right at me and I felt my life was at risk.

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How about pets?

That's fine" dog walks in and lights up "We'll take it"

What's the difficult part about having a dingo for a pet?

It takes 10 months to give it a good meal