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Which UK party will the sleeping pigs be voting for in May?

The Lay-Boar Party.

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What's a horse's number one priority when voting?

A stable economy...

Who should we vote for the next president?

Gabe Newell. There will never be a World War 3.

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What is UK's favorite song line?

And I'll tell you all about it when I EU again

What is the capital of Greece?

More than the capital of the UK.