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Which UK party will the sleeping pigs be voting for in May?

The Lay-Boar Party.

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What do feminists and Redditors have in common?

They both have multiple triggers that will cause them to down vote those who don't think the exact same way as them.

Why can't horses vote?

Cause their answer is always 'nay'. I'm sorry, I'll leave...

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Why is it spelled 'cancelled' in the UK, but 'canceled' in the US?

Because the US gave the UK that L back in 1776.

Why did the UK's BBFC ban facesitting?

They're big fans of teabagging.