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Which UK party will the sleeping pigs be voting for in May?

The Lay-Boar Party.

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Why did Monica Lewinsky vote Republican?

Because Democrat left a bad taste in her mouth!

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What do an anorexic girl and the UK have in common?

They both lose pounds really fast.

Why is the UK suddenly a happy place?

Because now they too have a day to light fireworks on!