One, you can turn off without even trying. The other, you spend all day waving a dish cloth at.
My ex-wife
My wife is suffocating me -Literally or figuratively sir Well thats a stupid question. How would I be talking
Ayyyeeeee mmmaattteeeyyy.
Because criminals keep turning themselves into the police.
Because with swim times like his, he might be president some day.
At the end of the day I'm just a guy in a bikini on the bus.
From trying to blow out lightbulbs.
You shall not gas!
Nothing, it simply waved.
Nothing, he just waved. Christmas crackers are the worst.
They both spent a fortune making their noses more white.
One but the bulb will have to spend four hours in the waiting room.
