What kind of dinosaur would Eminem be?

A veloci-rapper. What about Stalin? A Tyrant-a-saurus rex.

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Why was WWI so short?

Because they were Russian... Why was WWII so long? They were Stalin...

What happened when the communists took over the airport?

The planes kept Stalin.

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What kind of people have the most beautiful eyes?

Beekeepers. Because beauty is in the eye of the beeholder.

What kind of currency do astronauts use in space?

Starbucks

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What do you call a dinosaur with too much power?

A tyrant-osaurus rex!

Which is the best kind of dinosaur to play hide &amp seek with?

An I-Don't-Think- He-Saurus

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Who do you call if Everlast is having a heart attack?

Eminem.

What kind of dinosaur would Eminem be?

A veloci-rapper. What about Stalin? A Tyrant-a-saurus rex.

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What do you call... What do you call a dinosaur with one eye?

A doyouthinkhesawus (saurus)!

What kind of dinosaur would Eminem be?

A veloci-rapper. What about Stalin? A Tyrant-a-saurus rex.