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What kind of dinosaur would Eminem be?

A veloci-rapper. What about Stalin? A Tyrant-a-saurus rex.

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Why was Joseph late to the meeting?

He was Stalin.

Why did Soviet dictator always drive an automatic transmission?

He was always Stalin in his manual!

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What kind of patients?

All of them

What kind of food do zombies hate?

Fast food

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Why can't dinosaurs talk?

Because they're all dead.

Which Christian denomination knows the most about dinosaurs?

Episcopaleontologists

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What did Eminem say when his label spelled his name wrong?

It doesn't Mather.

Why was dyslexic Eminem put in a cage?

He was startin' to feel like a rap dog, rap dog.

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What kind of dinosaur would Eminem be?

A veloci-rapper. What about Stalin? A Tyrant-a-saurus rex.

What do you call... What do you call a dinosaur with one eye?

A doyouthinkhesawus (saurus)!