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What kind of dinosaur would Eminem be?

A veloci-rapper. What about Stalin? A Tyrant-a-saurus rex.

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Why did the Russian man keep making excuses?

He was just stalin for time

Why did nobody in the Soviet Union drive manual cars?

They were afraid of Stalin'

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What kind of operating system do horses use?

None. Horses are not known to use operating systems nor computers for that matter.

What kind of car does a pirate drive?

A Yarrrrrrrrris.

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What did you call a dinosaur that keeps you awake at night?

Bronto-snore-us!

How do dinosaurs smell?

Ex-stinky

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What did Eminem learn to defend himself?

Marshall arts.

Why are most rappers afraid of vending machines?

Because Eminem's in there (Sorry, it works better when it's spoken)

Saurus Jokes More Saurus Jokes

What do you call... What do you call a dinosaur with one eye?

A doyouthinkhesawus (saurus)!

What kind of dinosaur would Eminem be?

A veloci-rapper. What about Stalin? A Tyrant-a-saurus rex.