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What kind of dinosaur would Eminem be?

A veloci-rapper. What about Stalin? A Tyrant-a-saurus rex.

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Why didn't The Cold War happen?

Russia kept Stalin it

Why did the Soviet Union fail?

Too much Stalin'. Yeah it's bad but it made me giggle when I thought of it...

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What kind of bird does 2 Chainz own?

Toucan

What kind of tree would have the best bark?

Dogwood. Don't you dare judge me, it was on my popsicle stick.

Dinosaur Jokes More Dinosaur Jokes

What do you call a dinosaur with one eye?

Doyouthinkhesaurus

What do you call an Irishman who studies dinosaurs?

A paleontologist.

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What did Eminem learn to defend himself?

Marshall arts.

Why did Taco Bell hire Eminem?

Because he's a Wrap God

Saurus Jokes More Saurus Jokes

What do you call... What do you call a dinosaur with one eye?

A doyouthinkhesawus (saurus)!

What kind of dinosaur would Eminem be?

A veloci-rapper. What about Stalin? A Tyrant-a-saurus rex.