What kind of dinosaur would Eminem be?

A veloci-rapper. What about Stalin? A Tyrant-a-saurus rex.

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Why did Russia lose the race?

Because it was Stalin! (Sorry. Communist jokes aren't funny unless every gets them.)

What kind of dinosaur would Eminem be?

A veloci-rapper. What about Stalin? A Tyrant-a-saurus rex.

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What kind of alcohol gets stuck in your head for days?

Red Red Wine!

What kind of drugs to frogs take?

Methamphibians.

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Why doesn't the dinosaur cross the road anymore?

Because their eggs stink. (They're extinct)

What do you call a dinosaur who knows how to please its woman?

A Lickalottapus

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What is Eminem made of?

He is made of Mathers

Why did Bin Laden listen to Eminem?

He was an Afghani-Stan.

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What kind of dinosaur would Eminem be?

A veloci-rapper. What about Stalin? A Tyrant-a-saurus rex.

What do you call... What do you call a dinosaur with one eye?

A doyouthinkhesawus (saurus)!