Survivor guilt.
The Dallas Cowboys
To the Drink Quirks Wed Fight.
I said to watch him like a hawk! ME: soaring 20m above w/ a beakful of mice I AM
They have the knights watch.
Watch a movie with him.
R/EyeBleach.
Because now his watch has ended.
It is a no spin zone
Turns out Martha Stewart is a boss
92 to 86." "Who's winning " I asked. "92"
For the Watch.
Here's what I've learned so far: John Boehner is still orange.
Oh wait, nevermind. I'm an idiot...*
Nyetflix!
Not getting hard.
Bored.
ARE YE READY KIDS!
My debt.
He wanted to see time fly!
The government will watch you for the next 15+ years
When you get fired from a job, you don't stay around and watch other people do your job.
Flashback to me watching The Ring alone Me: *points at son* I think someone had another "accident."
Skelly-vision!
I wish I could hear you whinnie.
All the way over there." "Guess I'm watching this."
Watch your step!
A purrvert.
Oher's NFL career
You would call it a dog. A dog wearing a watch is not a watchdog.
I wonder what she thought I was doing with my hands.
You see a woman learn her place.
D
Because not even Nightbot is watching you.
A jellybean.
We can figure out what's going on live, but can't while watching it on tv
I enjoy people watching. - The most relaxing thing for me is singing in the shower. - I know.
There's a clock on the stove.
By watching corn!
Rated movies
Batman
So he could watch the football
Your dad doesn't watch when I ride my bike.
For the watch!
High Seas Dead People
For hentertainment!
People in Dubai don't watch The Flintstones But people in Abu Dhabi Do!!
Netflix: Because you watched "The Wedding Planner"
He watched movie Cast Away (starring Tom Hanks) and ate some potato chips.
Just watch me!
Because he's a two timer.
It can vary, but It's quite hilarious to watch.
He PIRATES them off line. (Or torrents them off Pirates Bay) =)
To find out the latest on gum control legislation.
Big Brudder is watching you
Me: My desires are..imagines having a talking Pug named Maurice that I watch Netflix with...Unconventional.
Four guys watching a baseball game.
An Amoeba.
Ironically, the only way you could get me to watch 50 shades of gray is if you tied me up and forced me to watch it.
He was a foyer.
Me: Tiny Houses. 9: Wow it's tiny! Who's gonna live there Me: Two people. 9: Are they married Me: Not for long.
He paws-ed it!
Watch this cause i'll only do it once.
They'll tell you
Is it about black people
Mum: "Just to make sure"
A) I don't know he also stole my watch.
Bee bee c one!
Before u say Batman, just remember who's watching you answer.
To watch movies in the THETA
Baby cedar
They just wanna watch the world burn
"Ve have vays of making you tock!"
A pocket watch.
Orphans.
Seeing her box.
Knot movies
Isn't this using the internet backwards
Subtract her clothes, divide her legs, give her a square root and watch her multiply.
So they can watch the battle
He wanted to see who would have the last laugh. back to work...
She wanted to be on time.
ME: I'm a *thinks back to the only game I watched* wide-retriever.
Pittsburg Steelers
A power strip.
Because his watch has ended.
Someone told him there were two Lucilles
A mathador.
He wanted to watch the floor show. And why did he cover it back up...He realized that he didn't want to watch the "hole" show.
I'd totally watch hermit crab week if they had one.
Did you bring any snacks They want $5 for M&M's! I wanna go home Is it over yet - me watching my kids Christmas pageant
They both watch whales.
Easy. Lock them both in a trunk and watch who will be happier to see you after you open it in 15 minutes.
For the watch
Joe: I won it in a race. Bill: How many people participated in it Joe: Three a policeman the owner of the watch and me!!
Because he has a LED-TV.
They are both interesting to watch.
It takes four. One to screw in the bulb, and three others to watch and say, "Really dude, you look huge!"
A waist of time.
It was the best dam show I ever saw
Me: *tying my dogs shoes* Sorry, what
With two knotzies.
Get off me, homes!" My brother heard this on Tosh.
The specific ocean.
Just spell it like the way it sounds!
Because she didn't have any arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Definitely not Sally. Why did Jimmy drop his ice cream? He was hit by a truck Why didn't the truck turn out of the way? Sally Was driving
A person who stays up all night wondering if there is a dog!
With a little bit of oil.
For twenty bucks either'll take care of your toddler. -&y (yup, mine)
No one ever told me to drink Naruto
Con. What is the opposite of progress Congress.
Con unhinged!
8-bitcoins
Def Leppard
Incense-itive
Have you ever tried to peel apart a grilled cheese?
