He wanted to see time fly!
The government will watch you for the next 15+ years
When you get fired from a job, you don't stay around and watch other people do your job.
Flashback to me watching The Ring alone Me: *points at son* I think someone had another "accident."
Skelly-vision!
I wish I could hear you whinnie.
All the way over there." "Guess I'm watching this."
Watch your step!
Oher's NFL career
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A jellybean.
We can figure out what's going on live, but can't while watching it on tv
I enjoy people watching. - The most relaxing thing for me is singing in the shower. - I know.
There's a clock on the stove.
By watching corn!
Rated movies
Batman
So he could watch the football
For the watch!
High Seas Dead People
For hentertainment!
People in Dubai don't watch The Flintstones But people in Abu Dhabi Do!!
Netflix: Because you watched "The Wedding Planner"
He watched movie Cast Away (starring Tom Hanks) and ate some potato chips.
Because he's a two timer.
It can vary, but It's quite hilarious to watch.
He PIRATES them off line. (Or torrents them off Pirates Bay) =)
To find out the latest on gum control legislation.
Big Brudder is watching you
Me: My desires are..imagines having a talking Pug named Maurice that I watch Netflix with...Unconventional.
Four guys watching a baseball game.
An Amoeba.
He was a foyer.
He paws-ed it!
Watch this cause i'll only do it once.
They'll tell you
Is it about black people
A) I don't know he also stole my watch.
Bee bee c one!
Before u say Batman, just remember who's watching you answer.
To watch movies in the THETA
"Ve have vays of making you tock!"
A pocket watch.
Seeing her box.
Knot movies
Isn't this using the internet backwards
So they can watch the battle
He wanted to see who would have the last laugh. back to work...
She wanted to be on time.
Pittsburg Steelers
Because his watch has ended.
Someone told him there were two Lucilles
A mathador.
I'd totally watch hermit crab week if they had one.
They both watch whales.
Easy. Lock them both in a trunk and watch who will be happier to see you after you open it in 15 minutes.
For the watch
Joe: I won it in a race. Bill: How many people participated in it Joe: Three a policeman the owner of the watch and me!!
Because he has a LED-TV.
They are both interesting to watch.
It takes four. One to screw in the bulb, and three others to watch and say, "Really dude, you look huge!"
A waist of time.
It was the best dam show I ever saw
It was very graphic!
Yes, but don’t turn it on.
So time would fly.
A Holly Davidson!
Rev
My neighbour isn't unknowingly raising two of my goats.
A neighbour!
An astronaut.
He never does it with a four-in (foreign)-hand.
May the force be with you just like every other day because they have no concept of our Gregorian calendar.
He didn't use enough force...
Hazelnuts are normally around $1.50/lb, deernuts are always under a buck.
A pot of boiling water doesn't get salty when you put a tea-bag in it.
Bartender says, "here, but I’ll need that back in an hour!"
I swear to god the next time I see this happen, I'll roll down my window and throw my beer at them.
I'm sorry, but the video you filmed is imaginary. Please rotate your phone 90 degrees and try again.
It got flagged.
He read that it was an invisible solid.
Beep repaired...
