Because they've got the same color trunks.
The phrase I went through a whole box of tissues watching that film. is a good place to start.
Ct-hulu
The game where players make enough money to risk getting brain damage, or the debate where the players already have brain damage?
Because they're rated
Four guys watching a football game.
Black and black movies.
He's trying to watch his sodium intake.
Because it was rated R.
People from Dubai don't watch The Flintstones, but people from Abu Dhabi do.
Watching your mother-in-law backing up towards the edge of a cliff in your new BMW.
Anytiiiiiiiiiime
The panoptijohn
None, they just watch it burn out and follow it around for 30 years.
Hey guys, watch this!
They watch moving picktures.
The people in Dubai don't watch the Flintstones but the people in Abu Dhabidoooo!
Why does she need a watch? There is a clock on the oven!
A stocker.
A dia-beetle
Bottom of the fifth, of course.
Are you ready for the next episode?
HDMI
On one hand, you have a watch... But on the other hand, you have a watch.
He might give away spoilers!
As Mandy Moore times as I want to.
For the watch.
Tell a cow they're being watched.
The Cinemon.
They don't change it. They just watch it burn out, then follow it around for another 15 years.
Odair he is!
To watch Dablooney Toons!
One if nobody is watching.
Because the princess was always on another Castle.
Watch the Parking son.
For the watch..
For the watch
You made the chain too long in the kitchen.
A waist of time...
One who could read, one who could write, and the third to watch over those two dangerous intellectuals.
The games take 3 months to play!
The visitors.
Catoons
Ayyyy watch it homes!
Because they lactate.
Because he just watched his mom get plowed.
Cuz there's a clock on the microwave
The mooovies. pls tell to friends.
M'Kay
Boku no Pico de Gallo
Watching his wife and children die before his eyes.
Because it was PG
Smoked Muenster.
No one knows. No one ever watches the choir director.
It was unmiscible.
4:04
ARRRR Rated Movies!
They're all about force projection.
The restraining order
The Lakers. (Laker fan here. Sorry prob would have been more appropriate last week during the finals.) Edit: I heard this some where the other day. I can't take credit for the joke.
The Ghanarena
Watch the second half.
A really good watch.
Just one, but he'd have to watch Radiohead do it first.
Ve haff vays of meking you tock.
Q: Why don't women wear watches? A: Because there is a clock on the stove.
So you know what shows to watch.
69 with 3 people watching!
People in Dubai don't watch the Flinstones, but people in Abu Dhabi do.
Cornography
Because there's a clock on the stove.
The Patriots
Water Polio
It was rated PG-13, and he was only 11. Plus, he had no money, and his mother didn't want him watching movies like that.
It'd be a waste of time.
Watch elevision!
Because there were so many knights! Credit: watching Mr. D on Netflix
There's a clock on the stove.
The people in Abu Dhabi? The people in Dubai don't watch The Flintstones, but the people in Abu Dhabi Do!
The ability to binge watch Friends with your friends.
To the Drink Quirks Wed Fight.
By watching the noose.
Because they contain a lot of fowl language.
FB=Whats on your mind FourSquare= Where am I Quora=what Youtube=What Im watching. LinkedIn=Whats in it for me
Survivor guilt.
The Dallas Cowboys
They have the knights watch.
R/EyeBleach.
Because now his watch has ended.
It is a no spin zone
For the Watch.
Nyetflix!
Bored.
ARE YE READY KIDS!
He wanted to see time fly!
The government will watch you for the next 15+ years
When you get fired from a job, you don't stay around and watch other people do your job.
He was tired of everyone mistaking him for granite.
A mistake
Because in 3 days, he would be a raisin
The Bartender says, "For you No charge."
Oh, you don't know I won't ask you to wipe my bum then.
Nah brah, tadah brah!
About 3 inches.
People from Dubai don't like the flinstones but people from Abu Dhabi Do
Head.
They could get chapped lips!
Because the cons outweighed the prose.
Telescope
For proper gander purposes.
Just one, she yells, "DAAAAADDY, I need a new house!"
Only one, but it take 4 episodes and Krilin died at the end.
