I'm just not that Inuit."*
Trying to steal the hubcaps off a moving car.
Luters.
Global warming, depleted resources, & species going extinct. But also the iPhone 5, so it's break even.
You think a burglar broke in and was like "Cute top!"
No weigh...
It's harder to break bills.
The Moon said they were slowly drifting apart.
Because it can't be used until it's broken!
They stop calling each other.
He just wasn't really Inuit...
A wrecking ball
It was worth the whisk
And this is just their way of breaking the ice.
Allegra is broken!
Because he saw right through her.
6: no M: oh for the bath 6: no M: the pool 6: *doesnt break eye contact* no
PDF puh-duh... ffffff
You break it up.
He told her he *can't elope*.
Because you're breaking wind.
He ate a Pb and j sandwich I'd tell you another but all the good jokes argon
I love you, but I'm sick of yellow light always breaking us up.
Because they couldn't get a gig.
Seth Rollins with a chair
It wasn't making enough prophet
I need some space.
A small medium at large
Because 7 ate 9 out
Breaking the fifth wall.
Broke.
There was no chemistry.
WRONG.**... or right, or something in between.
You're adopted.
He just needed some space.
They broke up.
She fell out of the tree.
OC I think I'll go on a diet!
Me: No. My gf said we needed to talk
None, they were all minerals.
Is this some sort of yolk
A COW-asaki MOO-torcycle!
I'm turning over a new leaf.
Because it broke down and he couldn't budget.
If they dropped them they'd break
They couldn't keep a beet.
The owner calls Triple Eh.
A quantum mechanic. lel
There's been a ground breaking discovery...
If I was a cop would I do this " *Starts break dancing* That's not as much proof as you think it is
Hard cheese.
When the car breaks down.
Pandemonium breaks out.
Now you're just some bunny that I used to know.
It's a limb entry, my dear Watson!
Receiving a text from your girlfriend saying that you're breaking up or receiving a second text after saying that it was supposed to be for someone else
It breaks the trunk.
Because they can't break the ice.
Build a house next to it.
He got caught up in a pyramid scheme.
At the butcher shop, where they sell kid-knees.
Play the change machines.
A. Moses. Because he broke all 10 commandments at once.
Fire. How do you fix a car Fire. How do you break up with someone FIRE!
It was given two consecutive sentences.
Me: Because being broke and homeless didn't really call out to me.
When it's broke.
It was too clingy
They broke family tradition by making her wear a uniform.
Quantum Mechanics.
Driver: It broke when I hit 100.
Break a leg. So he jumped off the balcony... Sorry that I am not funny.
Mooves on.
Because Jesus saves.
Because it wanted autumnomy
It's not you it's me*iosis* Could probably do with some work on deliver as I made it 5 minutes ago
On the front page of reddit.
It's not a you, it's a me, Mario!
Find out after the break.
One to over hype the new lightbulb and one to make sure it breaks within a year.
Dishrespectful...
She didn't suit his taste!
Depressing. **crickets**
Oh no, my ice cracked!
They both need a *break* every once in a *while*. edit: this is a three-way pun btw - it works better out loud
Because he was a cheetah and because he was lion too much to her.
A small medium at large!
A cold shoulder.
He wasn't ready for a Kermitment.
They both have broken kaa's.
One to three for breaking and entering.
Old habits die hard
Because it was humerus.
She thought he was too controlling.
An Asgard.
Not enough to break the ice.
He breaks in.
I have truss issues.
Because old habits die hard.
Twilight Gap
They both lost their pop.
Soy milk.
We stopped Germany.
A paws!
A man named Bob running down a train track (only Asians will understand)
When it has metaphor.
They add another coat.
Maamilade! Tada....... anyone? Anyone? I'll get my coat
They're always cracking in-ya-windows!
2 gals 1 cup(http://www.reddit.com/r/Canning/comments/yyhsp/my20triptothelocallatinmarketnetted165/)
The elephants as they had to pack their trunks!
Lock them both in the trunk of the car for an hour, then open it up and see which one of them is happier to see you.
