April Sale - 20% Off

What do the Police, the NFL and Black Lives Matter all have in common?

They all have the same PR guy.

Previous Random Joke Next
Nfl Jokes More Nfl Jokes

What does the NFL season and the national anthem have in common?

Kaepernick is gonna sit through them both.

What did the NFL Commissioner say when Adele turned down the Superbowl Halftime Show?

Never mind, I'll find someone like you

Police Jokes More Police Jokes

Why are the police so corrupt?

Because criminals keep turning themselves into the police.

What disease do police give black people?

Glock coma

Matter Jokes More Matter Jokes

Why isn't energy made of atoms?

It doesn't matter (go ahead and down vote :P)

How many cynics does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Doesn't matter. Lightbulb is going to die anyway.

Black Life Jokes More Black Life Jokes

How many states of matter are there?

5: solids, liquids, gases, plasma, and black lives

What are the four most common types of states of matter?

Solid, gas, liquid and Black Lives.