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What do the Police, the NFL and Black Lives Matter all have in common?

They all have the same PR guy.

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Nfl Jokes More Nfl Jokes

Why would Keemstar make a good NFL cornerback?

He's really good at swatting.

What's the worst part of an NFL wedding?

Getting hit by Rice

Police Jokes More Police Jokes

What did the Middle Eastern terrorist say when he was captured by the police?

Oman!

What happened when the barman died?

The police held an inn-quest

Matter Jokes More Matter Jokes

What does a guy want more than anything in the world?

It doesn't matter. He has to ask his wife first.

Why does government matter?

It doesn't.

Black Life Jokes More Black Life Jokes

Why did Black Lives Matter arrange a protest on Coruscant?

Because Mace Windu nuffin

How many states of matter are there?

5: solids, liquids, gases, plasma, and black lives