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What do the Police, the NFL and Black Lives Matter all have in common?

They all have the same PR guy.

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Nfl Jokes More Nfl Jokes

What do you get if you watch the Blind Side backwards?

Oher's NFL career

What do you get when you mix an insurance company with an NFL quarterback?

An Aflacco

Police Jokes More Police Jokes

What did the Middle Eastern terrorist say when he was captured by the police?

Oman!

Why did Darth Vader get suspended from the Police?

He was under investigation for excessive use of Force

Matter Jokes More Matter Jokes

How many women are necessary to change a lightbulb?

One... but, what does it matter if she will ask a man to do it!

Why do strippers look better in the club than outside the club?

Black lights matter.

Black Life Jokes More Black Life Jokes

Why did Black Lives Matter arrange a protest on Coruscant?

Because Mace Windu nuffin

How many states of matter are there?

5: solids, liquids, gases, plasma, and black lives