What does BoB have Now?

He have diabetes

What did Santa get the day after Christmas?

Diabetes

Who's your Daddy?

In my excitement, I asked my girlfriend "How's your daddy " instead of "Who's your daddy " and now five hours later we're still talking about his diabetes...

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What does Bob the spider do for a living?

He's a web developer.

What do you call a man with no arms and legs that falls into a body of water?

Bob.