From a cat-alogue!
Because they are always lion
A first-aid kit!
Cartoon up just fine she purrs like a cat!
Flash back to me bathing my cat* -Uh, this chick bro. Yeah.
No matter what height you drop it from it always lands on its head.
Imagines using 'the force' to steal everyone's cats and building a cat army To keep the peace
An octopuss!
His PURR-ents
Cat you understand!
They listen to podcats.
Because they only have one *tale*
A cat because we are lonely... I need friends.
Cat: Shot of rum. Bartender pours it Cat slowly pushes it off the bar Cat: Another.
An animal that puts you out a night!
Me: How ferrets are like if a cat and a scarf had a baby.
Purrsians!
A purrvert.
THEY BOTH LICK THEIR PAWS!
One ruins girls clothes and steals crab legs, the other one is also losing the Rose Bowl.
They both love using the toilet right after it's been cleaned.
Purranks.
Too many cheetahs.
Because if it was a cat, it would be a K-10.
Purrgatory.
The second cat because un deux trois cat sank.
A cat-a-logue!
Faux Paws
Raining elephants!
A purr-rito
A police dog in disguise.
Apparently 10 aren't enough:
Because it turns "ice" into "mice"!
The Cat in the AT-AT
The Cat in the Box by Dr. Seuss
Claude
Scratch Paper!
A Neko.
Because m'cavity.
She's a Re-puppy-can and he's a Demo-cat!
The dog taped his mouth.
Because she wanted to wake up oily!
Here Kitty kitty kitty'!
Banana... What did the cow say to the banana Banana... What did the goat say to the banana Baaah- nothing. Goats can't talk.
A paws!
It's meow-sic to their ears!
There was some money in the kitty!
Puss in boots!
A cat.
A sourpuss!
A first aid kitty!
A frog -- it croaks every night.
Aren't all cats pure evil
Purrgutory.
Claude!
It's purrrfect.
Vet: I have good news and bad news..
Kitty Perry
Car-pets!
A purrfect meal!
Because it has a head on one side and a tail on the other.
Cats can't drive!
I don't know...let's see who he loves the most" 3 weeks later Can you tell "Nope"
Me. Ow.
He can't, it's impawsible.
The Easter Purrade!
Nothing, she just stood there with a sour puss
A catastrophe!
For a lark!
A cat has nine lives, but a frog croaks every night.
A platterpuss
He paws-ed it!
The house smells better!
Catch.
Nothing, because cats don't speak.
Just another reason to teach your cat to read.
A handicat
My cat would be dead before I got 50
Katabatic
Catsper.
A furrycanine
The English cat. Un deux trois cat sank.
Because the sign at the park said "Fine for Littering"
Catsup!
Miaooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooow!
Viet NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM
Meeeeeeeoooooowwwww
A dog house, because a cat house has no woof!
I'm paw!
Let MEEEOOOOOOOOWWWWWWt
An im-paw-ster.
A copy cat.
To have a CAT scan done.
In a cat-alogue!
Because they're let out in the evening and taking in in the morning!
When it's raining cats and dogs!
A furry Merry Christmas & Happy mew year"!
She had mittens!
Because they both have "Sandy claws"!
One two three' cat, because 'Un deux trois' cat sank.
You're cut off.
I'd like a Corona, please.
I'm udderly freezing!
Freeze it and run it through a bandsaw. MEEEOWW!!
Because he showed up baked.
He got fired.
Un, deux, trois, quatre, cinq!
2) Do you have a girlfriend 1) Why are you stealing from our refrigerator
2.B or not 2.B
2. How do you resuscitate a drunk cat 3. Will they do an autopsy on a dead cat
A dead cat.
Put it in the freezer for three days. Run it through a bandsaw. Meoooooow.
