What did you just do?

CAT: *bolts for no apparent reason* ME: *bolts in the opposite direction in case she's after both of us*

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Cat Jokes More Cat Jokes

What happened when Sean Connery bought himself a little kitten?

The cat shat on the mat.

What does cats and festival attendees have in common?

They both love using the toilet right after it's been cleaned.

Case Jokes More Case Jokes

Why do golfers wear two pairs of pants?

In case they get a hole in one!

Why should you be quiet in a pharmacy?

In case you wake the sleeping pills!

Opposite Direction Jokes More Opposite Direction Jokes

What did you just do?

CAT: *bolts for no apparent reason* ME: *bolts in the opposite direction in case she's after both of us*

What happens when you pet a cat in the opposite direction?

You rub them the wrong way

Apparent Reason Jokes More Apparent Reason Jokes

What do you get when you cross an atheist with a Jehovah's Witness?

Someone knocking at your door for no apparent reason.

What did you just do?

CAT: *bolts for no apparent reason* ME: *bolts in the opposite direction in case she's after both of us*