What did you just do?

CAT: *bolts for no apparent reason* ME: *bolts in the opposite direction in case she's after both of us*

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Cat Jokes More Cat Jokes

Which cat made it across?

The second cat because un deux trois cat sank.

Why don't cats play poker in the jungle?

Too many cheetahs.

Case Jokes More Case Jokes

Why did the doe give the faun an umbrella?

In case of reindeer. And because I caribou.

Why do golfers bring an spare change of pants?

Just in case they get a hole in one. Credit to

Opposite Direction Jokes More Opposite Direction Jokes

What did you just do?

CAT: *bolts for no apparent reason* ME: *bolts in the opposite direction in case she's after both of us*

What happens when you pet a cat in the opposite direction?

You rub them the wrong way

Apparent Reason Jokes More Apparent Reason Jokes

What do you get when you cross a Unitarian with a Jehovah's Witness?

Someone who knocks on your door for no apparent reason.

What did you just do?

CAT: *bolts for no apparent reason* ME: *bolts in the opposite direction in case she's after both of us*