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What did you just do?

CAT: *bolts for no apparent reason* ME: *bolts in the opposite direction in case she's after both of us*

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Cat Jokes More Cat Jokes

What do you get when you cross a duck and a cat?

A Chinese restaurant's newest entree!

Why did the cat cross the road?

Because curiousity was on the other side

Case Jokes More Case Jokes

Why do fathers take an extra pair of socks when they go golfing?

In case they get a hole in one!

Did you know you should always take an extra pair of pants golfing?

Just in case you get a hole in one.

Opposite Direction Jokes More Opposite Direction Jokes

What did you just do?

CAT: *bolts for no apparent reason* ME: *bolts in the opposite direction in case she's after both of us*

What happens when you pet a cat in the opposite direction?

You rub them the wrong way

Apparent Reason Jokes More Apparent Reason Jokes

What do you get when you cross an atheist with a Jehovah's Witness?

Someone knocking at your door for no apparent reason.

What did you just do?

CAT: *bolts for no apparent reason* ME: *bolts in the opposite direction in case she's after both of us*