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What did you just do?

CAT: *bolts for no apparent reason* ME: *bolts in the opposite direction in case she's after both of us*

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Cat Jokes More Cat Jokes

What did Dr. Seuss call the book he wrote about Star Wars?

The Cat in the AT-AT

What do cats read in the morning?

Mewspapers!

Case Jokes More Case Jokes

Why do police in the US carry a tazer and pepper spray?

In case they run out of bullets.

Why did the golfer wear 2 shirts when he went golfing?

In case he got a hole-in-one!

Opposite Direction Jokes More Opposite Direction Jokes

What happens when you pet a cat in the opposite direction?

You rub them the wrong way

What did you just do?

CAT: *bolts for no apparent reason* ME: *bolts in the opposite direction in case she's after both of us*

Apparent Reason Jokes More Apparent Reason Jokes

What do you get when you cross an atheist with a Jehovah's Witness?

Someone knocking at your door for no apparent reason.

What did you just do?

CAT: *bolts for no apparent reason* ME: *bolts in the opposite direction in case she's after both of us*