A caterpillow.
WIFE: THEY JUST DISAPPEARED! In other room *cat is furiously stuffing missing dog posters into paper shredder*
They're purr-fect!
Because cats are K10
It Meyowls
Mewspapers!
Because dogs can't operate MRI machines, but catscan.
A CAT-ASTROPHE!
To the retail store!
Because a frog croaks all the time but a cat only gets to croak nine times!
He has cat-arrh!
Well, it was cats, originally, but then he was turned to the dog side.
A meowser
A Meowtain.
Give her a couple of test tickles...
Shireen. She was only on Tinder for a couple of minutes.
He has so many Bishops!
The giraffe and the aardvark were running neck and neck but the aardvark won by a nose!
2 Tightends & a Wide Reciever
The finish line at the Boston Marathon.
It sinks. (Courtesy of my 9 year old daughter)
Because he was stuck in denial.
Put it in the freezer for three days. Run it through a bandsaw. Meoooooow.
Didn't the Trojan horse burst open & thousands of little guys poured out Less than stellar marketing.
A Hot Cross Bunny
You'd think it would be floodlights, but in reality it was the Israelites!
Light
Your research funding suspended and a severe reprimand from the ethics committee.
Because when he was standing by alter, and asked "If he would take this women as his lawful wedded wife " His response was "Do I "
