A caterpillow.
WIFE: THEY JUST DISAPPEARED! In other room *cat is furiously stuffing missing dog posters into paper shredder*
They're purr-fect!
Because cats are K10
It Meyowls
Mewspapers!
Because dogs can't operate MRI machines, but catscan.
A CAT-ASTROPHE!
To the retail store!
Because a frog croaks all the time but a cat only gets to croak nine times!
He has cat-arrh!
Well, it was cats, originally, but then he was turned to the dog side.
A meowser
A Meowtain.
Because it makes 6,000,000 seem like a much smaller number.
Cold cuts.
The egg gets laid!
A job application.
Because they speak English.
Sorry.
He was a body-builder
What's white and sticky and hangs from the clouds. The second coming of the Lord
A Cheetah.
Ready steady glow!
And when did my wife start smoking
In Flint Michigan you can get gasoline that is unleaded.
Wrap it around a tree
Someone who solves a problem you didn't know you had in a way you don't understand.
Because the photon was incoherent.
