A caterpillow.
WIFE: THEY JUST DISAPPEARED! In other room *cat is furiously stuffing missing dog posters into paper shredder*
They're purr-fect!
Because cats are K10
It Meyowls
Mewspapers!
Because dogs can't operate MRI machines, but catscan.
A CAT-ASTROPHE!
To the retail store!
Because a frog croaks all the time but a cat only gets to croak nine times!
He has cat-arrh!
Well, it was cats, originally, but then he was turned to the dog side.
A meowser
A Meowtain.
Amhere. What do you call the second Afghan off the boat? Amhere Azwel. What do you call the third Afghan off the boat? Amhere Azwell Azhim.
He was a body-builder
We don't want any treble
Me: You just give the bartender your order. Her: ... Me: It's really pretty easy. Her: *leaves*
14, maybe 15, but only if the plates... 'run around a lot!'
When it is learning a new language!
Tender: I usually like rum in Diet Coke. Man: how do you get a Roman in a Diet Coke Tender: *facepalm*
Ryes over rum.
Un, deux, trois, quatre, cinq!
The English cat. Un deux trois cat sank.
Because it feels like a wizard's sleave.
Addadictomy.
Because in France one egg is un oeuf.
Won ton
Wrong, Batman always wins.   Yes, I do have the sense of humor of a 5 year old.
