Your resume is a stick figure and a poorly drawn igloo "It's a cat actually"
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My cat would be dead before I got 50
Soak it in gasoline, hold a match up to it, and "woof!"
Katabatic
Catsper.
A furrycanine
The English cat. Un deux trois cat sank.
Because the sign at the park said "Fine for Littering"
Catsup!
Miaooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooow!
Me. Ow.
Couple's Daily Question Mug
Viet NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM
Meeeeeeeoooooowwwww
Cause pussies gotta be tight
A dog house, because a cat house has no woof!
I'm paw!
Let MEEEOOOOOOOOWWWWWWt
An im-paw-ster.
A copy cat.
To have a CAT scan done.
In a cat-alogue!
One of them is annoying, dangerous, hairy, lazy, disgusting and filthy and the other one is just a feminist
Because they're let out in the evening and taking in in the morning!
When it's raining cats and dogs!
A furry merry Christmas & Happy mew year"!
She had mittens!
Because they both have "Sandy claws"!
A caterpillow.
WIFE: THEY JUST DISAPPEARED! In other room *cat is furiously stuffing missing dog posters into paper shredder*
They're purr-fect!
Because cats are K10
It Meyowls
Mewspapers!
The cat ate her.
Because dogs can't operate MRI machines, but catscan.
A CAT-ASTROPHE!
To the retail store!
Because a frog croaks all the time but a cat only gets to croak nine times!
He has cat-arrh!
Well, it was cats, originally, but then he was turned to the dog side.
A meowser
A Meowtain.
Tsar Napoleon.
It's a Nguyen-win situation.
Douse it with petrol and toss a lit match. WOOF!
Paraffin and matches.
Student: I don't know, my tv doesn't pick it up
A well educated Barista
She replied 'oh, two or three' Now I know why her marriage didn't last long
A couple of steps closer to their final destination.
It just makes you look photosynthesis.
It's just what we tend to do
He just wanted the inside scoop.
A girl from Jersey.
Mad-at-gas-cars!
You pour some gasoline on it, light it on fire and it will go
The dead cat has skid marks around it.
A dead cat.
