Put it in the freezer for three days. Run it through a bandsaw. Meoooooow.
A dog house, because a cat house has no woof!
Raise the woof!
Would she apply for a job Nope. She'd just show up one day like "I work here now."
It says, "Shhh!" all day!
He didn't run, ewok-ed.
Ted Cruz
Because they only use half pipes.
A Waterloo
He was a watchdog and needed winding.
When it's pure bread.
It's all in the grip.
Common Sense
I don't know, I'm in a coma.
Mad-at-gas-cars!
