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How do you make a cat go "meow"?

Take it out of the freezer and run it through a bandsaw.

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From a cat-alogue!

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No depth perception.

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Because they cantaloupe!

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So she could keep the refrigerator cold.

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You put it in a freezer!

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Why did the chicken say, "Meow, oink, bow-wow, moo?

He was studying foreign languages.

How do you make a cat go "meow"?

Take it out of the freezer and run it through a bandsaw.

Bandsaw Jokes More Bandsaw Jokes

How do you make a cat go "meow"?

Take it out of the freezer and run it through a bandsaw.

How do you make a dog meow?

Put it in the freezer for three days. Run it through a bandsaw. Meoooooow.