How do you make a cat go "meow"?

Take it out of the freezer and run it through a bandsaw.

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Why is a cat like a penny?

Because it has a head on one side and a tail on the other.

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Catsper.

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Oh dear, it seems I'm shirt on clothes.

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They hate getting cured.

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Why did the man put his money in the freezer?

('He wanted cold hard cash!')

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Put it in the freezer.

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What has four legs and goes meow?

A crocodile. -You won!

How do you make a cat go "meow"?

Take it out of the freezer and run it through a bandsaw.

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How do you make a cat go "meow"?

Take it out of the freezer and run it through a bandsaw.

How do you make a dog sound like a cat?

You freeze it, put it on a bandsaw and cut it; "Meoooow".